On the last meme he participated in - Canon is What's Your Number

[freelicks]

You know what? I never thought I'd say it, but it's official. I like you.

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I blame you entirely for the fact that I am now watching this movie

[ambitious]

(Sounds pretty much like every other male ever)

I think tolerates would be the best word to describe it. If the crap she tosses me into is any indication.

Best life decision. I happily take full responsibility

[freelicks]

[At least he's a gentleman, or moreso than most of the population, at the very least.]

What kind of crap? If you don't mind me asking.

Why is this cast so flawless? I mean really

[ambitious]

(She does not have enough proof to agree with that quite yet. Also? She's fairly certain gentlemen are extinct)

She seems to get this twisted enjoyment out of throwing me into these stupid meme things, but her favorites are the captivity ones or power play ones. It's a little creepy, actually.

It just is man, it just is.

[freelicks]

[Naaaah, you just haven't looked past the exterior hard enough. There's gentleman deep down.]

...Power play, huh?

[Interesting.]

I will never not laugh at the progression of her british accent

[ambitious]

(Colin, meet Quinn. She's that girl who somehow never notices the soft, squishy center until it smacks her in the face. Or until it's too late)

It's completely twisted.

(If muses could kill...)

Borat is the best, it's true.

[freelicks]

[Oh, you're one of those.]

Sounds like it.

[Sounds like fun, really. But hey, he's dug himself a hole with this chick as it is.]

...Joining any of those memes in the near future? You know, just idle curiosity.

[What was it about that hole?]

I'll admit, I'm partial to the Swedish Chef myself

[ambitious]

(Sometimes she really hates her life)

Idle curiosity. Right. (She sees what he's doing there. She's just too annoyed - for once not with him - to care) I'm sure if another one comes up, she'll throw me into it. From what I can tell, she has absolutely no impulse control whatsoever.

(He doesn't know how to dig his way out, so he's just going to try coming out the other side?)

He was Colin's favorite. I've seen this movie too many times...

[freelicks]

[Poor baby.]

Yep. [You saw nothing. Nothing at all.] Well maybe I'll see you there. [Will a charming smile make you less irritated with him?]

It's been SO long since I watched it. He breaks my heart after their fight. He's such a kicked puppy

[ambitious]

(That's right. Pity her. She practically demands it)

You're not going to stalk me or anything now, are you? (.....Maybe a little. He reminds her just a little too much of Puck for her to ever completely hate him)

He didn't deserve that. :C She was a jerk.

[freelicks]

[Pity? No. He doesn't do that.]

Stalk you? Nah. I might drop in and say hi but I don't think that warrants stalker status. Do you?

[Colin will never get a buzz-cut okay, let's get one thing clear right now.]

Especially after everything he did for her. Ugh

[ambitious]

I don't know. I guess that would depend on what meme you decide to drop in on. Some of them are less terrifying than others.

(He probably couldn't pull off the mohawk anyway. It's a rare breed who can make that look good. Even Puck couldn't manage it for long. If it ain't broke, don't fix it)

[freelicks]

Well, I guess I'd prefer one where you don't look at me with your lips all pushed together like you were doing earlier.

[No mohawks for Colin. He loves his hair just how it is, thanks.]

[ambitious]

I can't make any guarantees one way or the other. But as long as you promise not to be too much of a pig (because clearly not being one at all is just out of the question) then I'll see what I can do.

(it's for the best. whether she likes him or not, even she has to admit this particular look works)

[freelicks]

[He smiles, big and earnest.] Well, that I can do. You've got yourself a deal. I don't need a name, I'll remember a pretty face like yours. Unless you want to give it, that is, then by all means.

[He might forget your name tomorrow anyway. Although, for some reason... he does better remembering the names of those he hasn't slept with than those he has. Weird.]

[ambitious]

(Her own is far weaker, a faint quirking of the lips, but it's there nonetheless. It's a lot harder not to like him when he finally seems to be at least somewhat genuine) At this point, you must have an entire mental Rolodex of girls you need to remember. (But oh, what the hell? It's not like she cares if he remembers it or not) It's Quinn.

(Possibly because those are the girls he's still trying to sleep with, and forgetting a girl's name does not generally incite lust? that's her guess, anyway)

[freelicks]

[He laughs.] Something like that.

[He tips his head, then half-bows.] Pleasure to meet you, Quinn. Name's Colin. You know, if you care.

[And it's fine if you don't! But you can have it anyway.]

[ambitious]

(See, he can claim to be a good guy as much as he wants, but it's only when he does something other than hit on her that she can even remotely see it)

(Her smile widening, still tentative but a bit less forced, more at the bow than his introduction, she lowers into a curtsy. Learned from ballet class and a childhood spent envying those damn Disney princesses) Well, it hasn't been completely awful meeting you either. (What? There was totally a compliment in there somewhere)

(His generosity really is a wonder to behold)

[freelicks]

[You'll learn quickly that he's a good guy while also hitting on you. Because while he may hit on you, physical passes are rare, unless you actually offer a hug. Then squeezing your ass is totally legit, for those lucky souls who saw the extended version of the dvd.]

[Aww, see? Now that really is cute.] Well I'm glad to hear that. Completely awful would be bad for my reputation. Marginally awful is still in the okay zone.

[Isn't it though.]

[ambitious]

(Then this must be Quinn's lucky day, because her mun is physically incapable of buying the regular dvd if there's a special edition/extended version out there. just for the record, try that on her and she can't, with any confidence, say she won't hit you. Not hard of course, but still...)

(See? She's not so bad either once she warms up to somebody. It just takes a while) Do you have some kind of feedback chart I can fill out? You know, just for any future improvements you might need to make. Purely to help you grow, of course.

[freelicks]

[Quinn really is lucky, Colin's mun doesn't even have a dvd at all. His life is very sad when his mundane doesn't even have his debut dvd. Also: It would be worth the hit. Always.]

Grow. Right. [He chuckles.] Next time we chat I'll have one ready for you, how 'bout that. I wasn't aware I was going to be surveyed so closely with this particular post, but I'll be prepared next time.

[ambitious]

(Careful there, Colin. You're getting dangerously close to glaring territory once again)

I'm just trying to help. All the future women that you try to sleep with in public places may just thank me for helping to improve your social skills.

[freelicks]

[Nothing new, really, right?]

Aww, look at you, being all considerate to my future one night stands. You've got a heart of gold, I can see it deep down in there, right beneath all the stinging jabs to my self-esteem.

[ambitious]

(Just when you were getting to the edge of that hole, you slide back in)

Hey, the women you trick into your bed (or bathroom, or whatever) deserve to know what they're getting themselves into. I'm just doing my part.

[freelicks]

[It's an art.]

Hey now, there's no 'tricking' involved, honest. They all go completely willing.

[ambitious]

(One he has clearly effected)

Have you ever lied to get someone in bed?