On the last meme he participated in - Canon is What's Your Number

[freelicks]

You know what? I never thought I'd say it, but it's official. I like you.

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[freelicks]

[Okay look he tried really hard to not hit on you, he made it - ...how many comments? - But you gave him a really nice in right there and he's going to be the predictable one and take it.]

I have an apartment available too, all furnished and clean.

[His bed is super comfy, ngl. And there's beer in the fridge.]

[ambitious]

(The restraint is impressive, really. But you dideventually give in, and that just amuses the hell out of her. You know, underneath the disgust)

It's just a shame bathroom girl never got to see it. She's probably be moving in already.

[freelicks]

[You're not fun, Quinn. :C]

She did actually. Not the moving in part. She just got to see it.

[The thread is still on-going, they just got to his apartment. He's so special.]

[ambitious]

(Hey, she can still be fun. Just.....not with guys she doesn't know. Unless she's super drunk)

Just give it a little time.

(He says special, she says gross. Same thing, right?)

[freelicks]

[Let's not go there.]

No time needed, really.

[It was a no-question zone, no strings attached. The perfect kind of sex. And no those are not the same thing, Quinn. He's not gross.]

[ambitious]

(That's just how it works, unfortunately. Quinn + alcohol = horrible and potentially life ruining decisions)

Gee, was she just not "the one"?

(How about perverted? Will he accept perverted?)

This thread amuses me greatly.

[freelicks]

[Aww, that's cute.]

I'd prefer to not let there be a "the one".

[He can deal with perverted. He's pretty lax about things, all told.]

I'm having way too much fun with it.

[ambitious]

(Colin, you're inappropriately labeling things. Cute never really comes into play)

Really? I never would have guessed, bathroom trysts just screams "true romantic" to me.

(Him and every other guy she knows. What is it about Quinn that draws her to horndogs?)

[freelicks]

[Sure it does.]

...You know you're good at that sarcasm thing. Color me impressed.

[Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something.]

[ambitious]

(She fails to see it. Not that this is new. She tends to overlook a lot of things. Sometimes it's even on purpose)

What can I say? Some people just really bring out the best in me.

(That the world is full of pervs so she's clearly going to have to settle?)

[freelicks]

[It's okay, he can overlook a lot of things in the name of getting laid.]

Like your mundane? She sounds like a real trooper, to put up with all the best in you.

[Zing!]

I blame you entirely for the fact that I am now watching this movie

[ambitious]

(Sounds pretty much like every other male ever)

I think tolerates would be the best word to describe it. If the crap she tosses me into is any indication.

Best life decision. I happily take full responsibility

[freelicks]

[At least he's a gentleman, or moreso than most of the population, at the very least.]

What kind of crap? If you don't mind me asking.

Why is this cast so flawless? I mean really

[ambitious]

(She does not have enough proof to agree with that quite yet. Also? She's fairly certain gentlemen are extinct)

She seems to get this twisted enjoyment out of throwing me into these stupid meme things, but her favorites are the captivity ones or power play ones. It's a little creepy, actually.

It just is man, it just is.

[freelicks]

[Naaaah, you just haven't looked past the exterior hard enough. There's gentleman deep down.]

...Power play, huh?

[Interesting.]

I will never not laugh at the progression of her british accent

[ambitious]

(Colin, meet Quinn. She's that girl who somehow never notices the soft, squishy center until it smacks her in the face. Or until it's too late)

It's completely twisted.

(If muses could kill...)

Borat is the best, it's true.

[freelicks]

[Oh, you're one of those.]

Sounds like it.

[Sounds like fun, really. But hey, he's dug himself a hole with this chick as it is.]

...Joining any of those memes in the near future? You know, just idle curiosity.

[What was it about that hole?]

I'll admit, I'm partial to the Swedish Chef myself

[ambitious]

(Sometimes she really hates her life)

Idle curiosity. Right. (She sees what he's doing there. She's just too annoyed - for once not with him - to care) I'm sure if another one comes up, she'll throw me into it. From what I can tell, she has absolutely no impulse control whatsoever.

(He doesn't know how to dig his way out, so he's just going to try coming out the other side?)

He was Colin's favorite. I've seen this movie too many times...

[freelicks]

[Poor baby.]

Yep. [You saw nothing. Nothing at all.] Well maybe I'll see you there. [Will a charming smile make you less irritated with him?]

It's been SO long since I watched it. He breaks my heart after their fight. He's such a kicked puppy

[ambitious]

(That's right. Pity her. She practically demands it)

You're not going to stalk me or anything now, are you? (.....Maybe a little. He reminds her just a little too much of Puck for her to ever completely hate him)

He didn't deserve that. :C She was a jerk.

[freelicks]

[Pity? No. He doesn't do that.]

Stalk you? Nah. I might drop in and say hi but I don't think that warrants stalker status. Do you?

[Colin will never get a buzz-cut okay, let's get one thing clear right now.]

Especially after everything he did for her. Ugh

[ambitious]

I don't know. I guess that would depend on what meme you decide to drop in on. Some of them are less terrifying than others.

(He probably couldn't pull off the mohawk anyway. It's a rare breed who can make that look good. Even Puck couldn't manage it for long. If it ain't broke, don't fix it)

[freelicks]

Well, I guess I'd prefer one where you don't look at me with your lips all pushed together like you were doing earlier.

[No mohawks for Colin. He loves his hair just how it is, thanks.]

[ambitious]

I can't make any guarantees one way or the other. But as long as you promise not to be too much of a pig (because clearly not being one at all is just out of the question) then I'll see what I can do.

(it's for the best. whether she likes him or not, even she has to admit this particular look works)

[freelicks]

[He smiles, big and earnest.] Well, that I can do. You've got yourself a deal. I don't need a name, I'll remember a pretty face like yours. Unless you want to give it, that is, then by all means.

[He might forget your name tomorrow anyway. Although, for some reason... he does better remembering the names of those he hasn't slept with than those he has. Weird.]