On the last meme he participated in - Canon is What's Your Number

[freelicks]

You know what? I never thought I'd say it, but it's official. I like you.

Comments

[6collegecredits]

See I never did get why everyone complains about the muns so much. My mun and I get along perfectly.

Hi Darcy!

[freelicks]

I like her style. Yours the same?

[He gets laid, it's nice.]

cookies for having this muse. :D

[6collegecredits]

She spends a few too many Saturday nights at home, but I can deal with that.

he's naked too often to not have on my roster

[freelicks]

Of all the nights to stay at home. Still, she doesn't sound too bad.

quite the qualification!

[6collegecredits]

Hey, she let's me chill with a giant robot and collect a taser arsenal, so she passes in my book.

so long as he gets a towel he's happy

[freelicks]

Giant robot, huh? Mine has one of those too, oddly enough.

towels are very important after all

[6collegecredits]

Does it turn into anything else?

[freelicks]

Some sort of futuristic helicopter. He's kind of a dick, I don't talk to him much.

[6collegecredits]

The one I know turns into a race car. He's pretty decent aside from calling humans fleshies.

I smell the name Knock Out

[freelicks]

That's not very nice of him.

bing bing bing you win

[6collegecredits]

I've gotten him to cut it out around me at least.

KO is a beautiful 'Con

[freelicks]

Good for you, training an alien car. That's impressive.

[Oh my god Colin this is a record for you, not hitting on the too-young college student.]

he and darcy always have a blast.

[6collegecredits]

Maybe I should add that to my resume.

[it was the mention of tasers, wasn't it?]

[ambitious]

Congratulations, I think that puts you on a pretty short list.

[freelicks]

So it would seem.

[You are very pretty. Alas, even he has rules. High school and over only.]

[ambitious]

So what'd yours do that was so great.

(Luckily for you, Colin, she's a college graduate now. Unluckily for you, she has standards. Not exceptionally high ones, but standards nonetheless)

[freelicks]

I got laid. Big time.

[What the hell standards do you have that don't include ~this~? What else is there to want?]

[ambitious]

Wow, you're not easy at all.

(She likes guys who have a thought every once in a while that doesn't revolve around their dick. To start with)

[freelicks]

Hey, I was just in the bathroom minding my own business when she just happened to 'misread' the signs.

[So what if he was masturbating. You don't need to know that. And he totally has thoughts outside of his dick. It's just... not that much fun.]

[ambitious]

And so rather than correct her, your first thought was to sleep with her. You're quite the samaritan.

(No, you're right. She's so much happier being ignorant as to exactly what was happening in the bathroom. That's one visual she just doesn't need)

[freelicks]

[Colin just shrugs.]

Well I did, actually. She just locked the door behind her.

[See, this really isn't his fault.]

[ambitious]

(Well, it's nice to know that standards aren't such a big issue for him)

She sounds like a real winner, alright. I'm glad you two could find....happiness together. (For however long it took)

[freelicks]

[That unimpressed look so does not suit you. Smile! Life is great.]

I appreciate that, even from a stranger. You should go find some happiness yourself.

[His tone actually suggests he's not hitting on you, just looking out for your well-being!]

[ambitious]

(Just because she's unimpressed with you doesn't mean she's not happy, alright. She's just trying to go that whole independent route. It's's not working extremely well, but she's trying)

Thanks, but I'm happy enough as it is. Besides, I prefer mine to be a little cleaner than a public restroom

[freelicks]

[Okay look he tried really hard to not hit on you, he made it - ...how many comments? - But you gave him a really nice in right there and he's going to be the predictable one and take it.]

I have an apartment available too, all furnished and clean.

[His bed is super comfy, ngl. And there's beer in the fridge.]