(She's trying to look offended, really she is, but....that description was just too bizarre and before she can stop herself, a quiet laugh slips out. JUST IGNORE IT. IT NEVER HAPPENED)
It's a horrible description. Next you're going to tell me I'm round.
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It's a horrible description. Next you're going to tell me I'm round.
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Well, in all the right places. And I prefer the word 'shapely'.
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That's a little better, I guess. (Except she maybe secretly likes it) Somebody really needs to come up with a better comparison than a peach.