[You'll learn quickly that he's a good guy while also hitting on you. Because while he may hit on you, physical passes are rare, unless you actually offer a hug. Then squeezing your ass is totally legit, for those lucky souls who saw the extended version of the dvd.]
[Aww, see? Now that really is cute.] Well I'm glad to hear that. Completely awful would be bad for my reputation. Marginally awful is still in the okay zone.
(Then this must be Quinn's lucky day, because her mun is physically incapable of buying the regular dvd if there's a special edition/extended version out there. just for the record, try that on her and she can't, with any confidence, say she won't hit you. Not hard of course, but still...)
(See? She's not so bad either once she warms up to somebody. It just takes a while) Do you have some kind of feedback chart I can fill out? You know, just for any future improvements you might need to make. Purely to help you grow, of course.
[Quinn really is lucky, Colin's mun doesn't even have a dvd at all. His life is very sad when his mundane doesn't even have his debut dvd. Also: It would be worth the hit. Always.]
Grow. Right. [He chuckles.] Next time we chat I'll have one ready for you, how 'bout that. I wasn't aware I was going to be surveyed so closely with this particular post, but I'll be prepared next time.
Aww, look at you, being all considerate to my future one night stands. You've got a heart of gold, I can see it deep down in there, right beneath all the stinging jabs to my self-esteem.
It's still gross. You could always make sure they know that it's not going to go anywhere before you sleep with them. That way they can wake up and do the walk of shame without any added embarassment.
[He's definitely not mean or malicious, he just has a very set routine that works for him. Altering by force just won't work. That's like telling someone they will be not smoking anymore because you said so.]
Well, peaches are sweet and fuzzy, if you want to go with that description.
(Then she automatically likes him more than Santana, just by default. She might be Quinn's best friend, but she's also quite possibly the most vicious person in Lima, whether she's provoked or not)
(She's trying to look offended, really she is, but....that description was just too bizarre and before she can stop herself, a quiet laugh slips out. JUST IGNORE IT. IT NEVER HAPPENED)
It's a horrible description. Next you're going to tell me I'm round.
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[Aww, see? Now that really is cute.] Well I'm glad to hear that. Completely awful would be bad for my reputation. Marginally awful is still in the okay zone.
[Isn't it though.]
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(See? She's not so bad either once she warms up to somebody. It just takes a while) Do you have some kind of feedback chart I can fill out? You know, just for any future improvements you might need to make. Purely to help you grow, of course.
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Grow. Right. [He chuckles.] Next time we chat I'll have one ready for you, how 'bout that. I wasn't aware I was going to be surveyed so closely with this particular post, but I'll be prepared next time.
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I'm just trying to help. All the future women that you try to sleep with in public places may just thank me for helping to improve your social skills.
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Aww, look at you, being all considerate to my future one night stands. You've got a heart of gold, I can see it deep down in there, right beneath all the stinging jabs to my self-esteem.
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Hey, the women you trick into your bed (or bathroom, or whatever) deserve to know what they're getting themselves into. I'm just doing my part.
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Hey now, there's no 'tricking' involved, honest. They all go completely willing.
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Have you ever lied to get someone in bed?
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Nnnnno. Not to get in bed. Getting out is another story entirely.
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You realize that isn't any better, right?
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[He didn't ask for your judgment, but he's sure you'll give it anyway.]
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It's still gross. You could always make sure they know that it's not going to go anywhere before you sleep with them. That way they can wake up and do the walk of shame without any added embarassment.
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[He makes it look like he's thinking about it deeply. He inhales, holds it, then exhales and lets his head roll to one side.]
- but then I could wake up with that unimpressed, disapproving stare behind my eyelids every morning.
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And now you can wake up knowing that, whether you see it or not, somewhere it's going to be directed at you.
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Aren't I special.
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If that's what you want to believe.
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Maybe it is. You're a peach.
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I've honestly never really understood that saying.
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Well, peaches are sweet and fuzzy, if you want to go with that description.
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......I'm fuzzy?
(How's that hole going, Colin?)
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It was a loose description.
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It's a horrible description. Next you're going to tell me I'm round.
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Well, in all the right places. And I prefer the word 'shapely'.
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That's a little better, I guess. (Except she maybe secretly likes it) Somebody really needs to come up with a better comparison than a peach.