voicetest; canon is suits

[weedalloverthefloor]

This might be the actual worst idea. I don't know what you're planning, but whatever it is, it can wait. If you hadn't noticed, things are kinda in crisis mode right now.

I just... [He takes a breath and presses his hands together in front of his face, like praying or pleading.] This is not a good time for me to be going off and playing your games. I don't know what you actually want.

[To torment play with you!]

That's what I was afraid of.

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[weedalloverthefloor]

Yeah, that...it'd be a load off, though. Not worrying constantly about it.

[officepolitics]

Yeah...

[ wow look at all those fear of success issues hurr ]

I'll get used to it, heh.

[ CHANGING TOPICS because Mike is Mike and doesn't like talking about himself

to himself

(????) ]

Oh yeah! I get to go to Captain America's wedding this weekend.

[weedalloverthefloor]

I wanna be you so bad.

[officepolitics]

It is pretty fantastic. In fact, I am actually pretty sure actually that Pepper Potts and Donna are related in some way. I just need more time to figure it out.

[weedalloverthefloor]

I think Donna secretly is Pepper Potts. I have a theory that Pepper went into witness protection and became Donna.

[officepolitics]

You haven't seen them in the same room together yet.

[weedalloverthefloor]

...That's true. Assuming Tony hasn't cracked holograms yet.

[officepolitics]

I dunno, it is Tony Stark. It was kind of funny though because Pepper suggested to Harvey that he and Tony hang out to talk about cars. I was kind of jealous.

[weedalloverthefloor]

Me and Tony can hang out to talk about...my love for him.

...That sounds a little gay, doesn't it?

[officepolitics]

Just a little.

[weedalloverthefloor]

[Now he's contemplating whether he could be gay for Tony Stark.]

I'm not sure what we would talk about but it would be awesome.

[officepolitics]

Unless he thinks we're boring.

[weedalloverthefloor]

But he wouldn't think that. [Mike(s) can make this true through the power of positive thinking. Right?]

[officepolitics]

When I talked to Howard Stark, he said I looked like I'd piss myself over it.

Not sure what to think, honestly.

[weedalloverthefloor]

Like you wouldn't? [Mike would totally piss himself at that.]

[officepolitics]

Well, yeah, but. Pee. Gross. Also these are awesome jeans.

[weedalloverthefloor]

Okay, yeah. Good point.

[officepolitics]

We're thinkers, Other-Me. That's all.