voicetest; canon is suits

[weedalloverthefloor]

This might be the actual worst idea. I don't know what you're planning, but whatever it is, it can wait. If you hadn't noticed, things are kinda in crisis mode right now.

I just... [He takes a breath and presses his hands together in front of his face, like praying or pleading.] This is not a good time for me to be going off and playing your games. I don't know what you actually want.

[To torment play with you!]

That's what I was afraid of.

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[heykirkwastheman]

Ah, but the question is would you really be here if it weren't for me?

[Because everything goes back to him... somehow.]

[weedalloverthefloor]

Yes. I am totally the protagonist here.

[heykirkwastheman]

[... Mun says you might be right.]

Right. Because, it's super interesting to watch the awkward guy get paid to take tests.

If anything, this is our gig. It's contingent on both of us.

[Aww.. He admits he needs you. Savor that shit... it won't happen often.]

[weedalloverthefloor]

Just as interesting as yet another cookie-cutter high-powered lawyer show.

[oh. It is savored.]

[heykirkwastheman]

At least, I'm prettier to look at than say.. Sam Waterston.

[weedalloverthefloor]

And I'm prettier than Christopher Meloni? [Have some voguing.]

[heykirkwastheman]

I'd be inclined to say yes, but have you seen his abs?

[He's just... going to sort of stare at you with a look that is a cross between amused and concern for your sanity.]

[weedalloverthefloor]

I have not seen his abs, actually, but you sound awfully interested in them.

[heykirkwastheman]

[...Mun's not even sure what made him say that. :\]

Clearly, you don't spend enough time watching late night television.

[weedalloverthefloor]

I haven't watched television in two months. I work and I sleep.

[heykirkwastheman]

You should...really do something about that.

[weedalloverthefloor]

Like work less? [DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT. He does do other things, but television has kinda fallen off the list of priorities entirely. It's well below "gramma," "eating," and "girl problems."]

[heykirkwastheman]

Naw... That won't work. [Watch Television with your Gramma, while you eat and talk about girls. Problem solved.]

[weedalloverthefloor]

Exactly. [Haha...no.]

[heykirkwastheman]

[Why not? You could always do it with him... ]

You poor deprived, mistreated thing.

[weedalloverthefloor]

It's not a complaint. You brought up television.

[heykirkwastheman]

[Shrug.]

It was a tactic to distract muns from the whole 'us' thing.

[weedalloverthefloor]

So you bring it up again? [He's just pretending that's not a thing. It's cute how he thinks he has a choice.]

[heykirkwastheman]

It was either that or Rachel.

[Right? It's funny that either of them do.]

[weedalloverthefloor]

We are not talking about Rachel.

[heykirkwastheman]

Why not? I might have more helpful advice.

[weedalloverthefloor]

[Mike is just going to stare and then turn to walk away because wow fuck you for thinking you helped :|]

[If the wound were less raw, Mike would probably admit it was the best advice for the situation. But he's not really ready for that yet.]

[heykirkwastheman]

[Whoops. But yes, he was right, and that was supposed to be a joke...]