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[weedalloverthefloor]

This might be the actual worst idea. I don't know what you're planning, but whatever it is, it can wait. If you hadn't noticed, things are kinda in crisis mode right now.

I just... [He takes a breath and presses his hands together in front of his face, like praying or pleading.] This is not a good time for me to be going off and playing your games. I don't know what you actually want.

[To torment play with you!]

That's what I was afraid of.

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BEST DAY EVER

[weedalloverthefloor]

Thanks for the support. She doesn't seem to have any plans to "send" me anywhere, which is...something, I guess.

:'D

[officepolitics]

The little pleasures. Though, I already got sent somewhere but it's ... working out alright for me. Harvey and Donna are with me which is... odd but, whatever. At least we already got offered jobs at Stark Industries. It's like thirteen year old me -- you -- us is having a wet dream or something.

[weedalloverthefloor]

...Is it weird to talk about wet dreams with myself?

[officepolitics]

Depends on the content of said wet dream.

[weedalloverthefloor]

[Considers this...and decides it seems legit.] Yeah, okay. Stark Industries, huh? I might be a little jealous. What are you...we...you doing there? Legal? ...Would that even be a thing in one of these games?

[officepolitics]

No clue but Harvey said I could though, since here you just need to take their version of the Bar and then... that's it. No catch.

[ a tilt of his head ]

Being legit is a really weird though. Good, of course! Er, but weird. Haven't really processed it yet, honestly.

[weedalloverthefloor]

Yeah, that...it'd be a load off, though. Not worrying constantly about it.

[officepolitics]

Yeah...

[ wow look at all those fear of success issues hurr ]

I'll get used to it, heh.

[ CHANGING TOPICS because Mike is Mike and doesn't like talking about himself

to himself

(????) ]

Oh yeah! I get to go to Captain America's wedding this weekend.

[weedalloverthefloor]

I wanna be you so bad.

[officepolitics]

It is pretty fantastic. In fact, I am actually pretty sure actually that Pepper Potts and Donna are related in some way. I just need more time to figure it out.

[weedalloverthefloor]

I think Donna secretly is Pepper Potts. I have a theory that Pepper went into witness protection and became Donna.

[officepolitics]

You haven't seen them in the same room together yet.

[weedalloverthefloor]

...That's true. Assuming Tony hasn't cracked holograms yet.

[officepolitics]

I dunno, it is Tony Stark. It was kind of funny though because Pepper suggested to Harvey that he and Tony hang out to talk about cars. I was kind of jealous.

[weedalloverthefloor]

Me and Tony can hang out to talk about...my love for him.

...That sounds a little gay, doesn't it?

[officepolitics]

Just a little.

[weedalloverthefloor]

[Now he's contemplating whether he could be gay for Tony Stark.]

I'm not sure what we would talk about but it would be awesome.

[officepolitics]

Unless he thinks we're boring.

[weedalloverthefloor]

But he wouldn't think that. [Mike(s) can make this true through the power of positive thinking. Right?]

[officepolitics]

When I talked to Howard Stark, he said I looked like I'd piss myself over it.

Not sure what to think, honestly.

[weedalloverthefloor]

Like you wouldn't? [Mike would totally piss himself at that.]

[officepolitics]

Well, yeah, but. Pee. Gross. Also these are awesome jeans.

[weedalloverthefloor]

Okay, yeah. Good point.

[officepolitics]

We're thinkers, Other-Me. That's all.