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[weedalloverthefloor]

This might be the actual worst idea. I don't know what you're planning, but whatever it is, it can wait. If you hadn't noticed, things are kinda in crisis mode right now.

I just... [He takes a breath and presses his hands together in front of his face, like praying or pleading.] This is not a good time for me to be going off and playing your games. I don't know what you actually want.

[To torment play with you!]

That's what I was afraid of.

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[heykirkwastheman]

[That 'Deer-in-the-headlights-look' is getting old, Mike.]

Was that a challenge? I'd hate to think that was a challenge...

[weedalloverthefloor]

[Crap.] Not a challenge. Not at all.

[heykirkwastheman]

[Okay, the thing about that look? Totally, a lie. He's enjoying this.]

I don't know... Even my mun thinks it sounded like one.

[weedalloverthefloor]

[New tactic.] Since when do you pay any attention to someone else's assessment of a situation?

[heykirkwastheman]

[Touche. Well played Mister Ross.]

I'm not. I'm simply sharing in her mutual enjoyment of watching you squirm.

[weedalloverthefloor]

I'm not squirming. [SUDDEN URGE TO SQUIRM: SO POWERFUL. The amount of effort keeping him from squirming right now is Herculean.]

[heykirkwastheman]

[Harvey looks a little smug.]

You're trying not to squirm right now aren't you?

[weedalloverthefloor]

No.

Yes. I hate you. [Having given in, he shifts some in his seat as he looks away, then looks back. Ahh, that's better. He really should know not to try and troll Harvey like that because he always gets it back ten times over.] I wasn't trying not to squirm until you accused me of squirming.

[heykirkwastheman]

[Harvey snorts.]

No, you don't. Actually, even if you do, I kinda don't care. [Only he does, but shhh...]

Funny how easy it is to get in your head, Mike, you need to work on that.

[weedalloverthefloor]

Only because you know me. Of course it's easy for you, we work in each other's pockets and you have a preternatural ability for reading people.

[heykirkwastheman]

What can I say? I have a gift.

[weedalloverthefloor]

A really annoying one.

[heykirkwastheman]

If it's that bad- [He glances at the door and then back to Mike.]

[weedalloverthefloor]

[He seriously contemplates walking away just to prove the point, but ends up just rolling his eyes and glaring a little.]

[heykirkwastheman]

[He knew you wouldn't, and that glare amuses him.]

Do you need a hug?

i am amusing myself.

[weedalloverthefloor]

No. [Now he is going to cross his arms and pout. He'll claim it's not a pout, but it's a pout.]

Heh.. This is beautiful.

[heykirkwastheman]

[He's tempted to laugh, but somehow he manages not to do so.]

Good, because I don't want to have to give Donna a bonus for going above and beyond.

[weedalloverthefloor]

Uh, unlike some people, you don't have to pay anyone to hug me.

[heykirkwastheman]

Are you sure about that?

[weedalloverthefloor]

I'm not making a bet with you over whether someone will hug me.

[heykirkwastheman]

Then why are you here?

[weedalloverthefloor]

We're not at work, you can't send me running off to summarize something.

[heykirkwastheman]

[Eye roll.

Also, where is your shirt?]

So I'm going to ask again, why are you here?

[Never mind the fact that this is your post. :|]

[weedalloverthefloor]

[Oh he minds.] This is my...thing! I'm the only person who actively should be here.

[heykirkwastheman]

Ah, but the question is would you really be here if it weren't for me?

[Because everything goes back to him... somehow.]