dusting off an old, creaky muse

[uncutejade]

Ah mundane, we meet again. How nice of you to keep me in your thoughts. Perhaps this time you'll even have a sufficient attention span!

I won't hold my breath. But do please feel free to hold yours.

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[uncutejade]

[ Alas. Persistent as always, Runny. ]

Oh dear. I seem to have encountered a great Madagascan hissing cockroach.

[cockroach]

You were ignoring me on purpose! Admit it!

[uncutejade]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Too much fonon interference. I'm going to have to call you back.

[cockroach]

No you will not!

[uncutejade]

Hello?

[ Makes static noises. ] Oh no, I think I've lost you...