dusting off an old, creaky muse

[uncutejade]

Ah mundane, we meet again. How nice of you to keep me in your thoughts. Perhaps this time you'll even have a sufficient attention span!

I won't hold my breath. But do please feel free to hold yours.

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[uncutejade]

Now now. When have I ever been unkind?

[prismshards]

Sounded like you wanted your mun to turn blue in the face. That's kind of unkind, if you ask me.

[uncutejade]

Or you could argue that it would be kind, to the rest of humanity. [ He's joking...mostly ]

But moving along. How are you, Luke?

[prismshards]

Well... Maybe. But think of how boring the world would be without your sparkling sense of humor.

Pretty good except that my mun's been thinking of sending me somewhere. [ Everybody knows what that means. ]

[uncutejade]

Ah, my condolences.

Where to this time?

[prismshards]

She's considering a bathhouse and space.

[uncutejade]

Well, your chance of survival in one of them is considerable.

[prismshards]

Only one of them, huh...? [ You're such a pal, Jade! ]

[uncutejade]

[ Oh come now, he's only being honest. ♥ And the bathhouse is pretty much guaranteed survival. ]

To be fair, space is completely uncharted territory for me. It could go either way.

[prismshards]

[ Even when it's infested with demons or gods or whatever? ]

It's space. How is anyone supposed to survive that!

[ Somebody forgot to tell him about there being a ship. Oops? ]

[uncutejade]

[ Oh no, that changes everything. Your chance of survival has decreased to 33.555%. ].

Who knows? You'll just have to find out and let us know.

[ He, of course, has assumed there will probably be a ship. ]

[prismshards]

[ OH THAT'S REASSURING. And in that case it hardly matters where he goes, though somehow Mieu is being a space cheagle?? ]

That'll be kind of difficult if I end up dying again!

[ Once was enough for him, thanks. ]

[uncutejade]

Oh dear, you're right. Do be sure to survive, then.

[prismshards]

Easier said than done.

[ let's trade places, Jade ]

[uncutejade]

Well, we all need a challenge now and then. You're not going to back down, are you Luke?

[ Oh no, I'm afraid this headspace isn't appropriate for children. ]

[prismshards]

If I had a choice, yes! I like my challenges to be a little less life-threatening.

[ Neither is this one, but it has a special sunshine and rainbows sanity corner. ]

What about you? Does your mun have any plans for you?

[uncutejade]

[ But you have no choice, alas. :( Jade will still keep this headspace, thank you. He's been getting a lot of reading done. ]

Not yet. Thankfully she's too busy at the moment to seriously consider anything.

Sadly she's also impulsive, so anything is possible.

[prismshards]

[ Shut uuuuuuup don't remind him. He's heard all about muns that get their muses killed or tortured or perved on. D8 ]

That's something to be grateful for. She might just have to stick with dressing rooms or those meme things. They don't seem so bad compared to being whisked away to another world.

[uncutejade]

Yes, but keep in mind that these 'memes' can also be dangerous. All that excitement at my age isn't healthy.

[ A hugging meme? The very thought nearly induces a heart attack. ]

[prismshards]

[ . . . ]

Uh huh. You're so frail and sickly that you can't use both hands to move boxes, right?

[uncutejade]

[ Took the words right out of his mouth. ]

Indeed. Not to mention hypertension, hernias, and hemorrhoids. The three H's of aging.

[prismshards]

[ So thankful he doesn't know what any of those mean. ]

You forgot the three H's of sarcasm - horseshit, hogwash, and hot air.

[uncutejade]

My, Luke-- that language!

Do you know what happens to naughty boys who swear?

[prismshards]

It wasn't that bad! [ Seriously. His vocabulary is pretty mild. Probably because of the game's rating but whatever. ]

Uh... They get stuck with sadistic friends?

[uncutejade]

Tell me Luke, do you prefer lavender or Jasmine?