dusting off an old, creaky muse

[uncutejade]

Ah mundane, we meet again. How nice of you to keep me in your thoughts. Perhaps this time you'll even have a sufficient attention span!

I won't hold my breath. But do please feel free to hold yours.

Comments

[uncutejade]

Yes, but keep in mind that these 'memes' can also be dangerous. All that excitement at my age isn't healthy.

[ A hugging meme? The very thought nearly induces a heart attack. ]

[prismshards]

[ . . . ]

Uh huh. You're so frail and sickly that you can't use both hands to move boxes, right?

[uncutejade]

[ Took the words right out of his mouth. ]

Indeed. Not to mention hypertension, hernias, and hemorrhoids. The three H's of aging.

[prismshards]

[ So thankful he doesn't know what any of those mean. ]

You forgot the three H's of sarcasm - horseshit, hogwash, and hot air.

[uncutejade]

My, Luke-- that language!

Do you know what happens to naughty boys who swear?

[prismshards]

It wasn't that bad! [ Seriously. His vocabulary is pretty mild. Probably because of the game's rating but whatever. ]

Uh... They get stuck with sadistic friends?

[uncutejade]

Tell me Luke, do you prefer lavender or Jasmine?

[prismshards]

What? Those are flowers, aren't they?

[uncutejade]

Yes. Which can be used to fragrance soap.

[ Can you see where this is going,Luke? ]

[prismshards]

[ Probably the same place he's going: backwards. ]

Neither one! You'd probably whip out a rose-scented one anyway! [ HAH ]

[uncutejade]

I want to teach you a lesson, not scar you for life.

[prismshards]

Too late for that. Besides, since when did friends wash each others' mouths out?!

[uncutejade]

No one said anything about my mouth.

[prismshards]

You better not. That's the last thing I want to be involved with.

[uncutejade]

Then you musn't swear.

[prismshards]

I'll swear when I want, thanks. It wasn't even that bad of a word.

[ Childish? Damn right. He hates being bossed around for no (or silly) reasons. ]

[uncutejade]

My my.

Ah, to be young again...

[prismshards]

Have to wonder if you were ever young to begin with.

late forever :(

[uncutejade]

Actually...

I'm a robot.

totally okay \;u;

[prismshards]

[ Yeah okay, he's going give this idea some serious consideration. IT'S A POSSIBILITY, ALRIGHT ]

Then who built you?

[uncutejade]

Who do we know with a freaky fontech fixation?

[prismshards]

Guy and Dist.

[ ...Jade would be a joint effort between the two. ]

[uncutejade]

[ Ah, he forgets how young you are. He was created thousand and thousands of years ago, in a galaxy far, far away... ]

Thankfully neither of them are responsible for my creation. I would have thrown myself into the Fubras by now.

[prismshards]

[ The universe is still reeling from the disturbance caused by that event and probably will be for many centuries to come. ]

Not that I'd blame you with those options, but we don't know anyone else interested in fontech.

[ Why is he taking this seriously again? ]

[uncutejade]

[ Sigh. ] I forget that you are a child. A child that forgets he's a child precisely because he's a child.

[ Because the colonel is srs bizness, Luke~ ]