dusting off an old, creaky muse

[uncutejade]

Ah mundane, we meet again. How nice of you to keep me in your thoughts. Perhaps this time you'll even have a sufficient attention span!

I won't hold my breath. But do please feel free to hold yours.

Comments

[whoswayedanangel]

That sounds terrible.

[You can't hear Peony's theatrical and forlorn cries. But they're there. You are so uncute, Jade.]

[uncutejade]

After which I drew a luxurious bath, with soap made from raggig fat.

[whoswayedanangel]

...I get the feeling this is a running thing.

[Wail and tears~ Such a heartless man~]

[uncutejade]

Not at all. I just really enjoy bacon.

[ He was born this way, bb. ]