[homeless] Or, Oh God WHY.

[constrictorlove]

Ah. I understand now. You insignificant woman... you wish to take me somewhere!

[Watch mun choking on coffee.]

And if I understand correctly, that's where Luffy is!

[The dreamier Hancock's voice gets, the bluer the mun gets. You know, what with choking on spit. And air. And words.]

And he and I will be alone! Together alone! Forever!

[Also, choking on hearts. Man, those pesky things might look cute from afar, but they're a veritable choking hazard.]

Oh! Does that mean we're married now?

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1/?

[onewassilver]

[.... Ray's 'beautiful women' senses are tingling. He's gonna stroll in here, then only catch the last bit. ]

[onewassilver]

[ to laugh... or not to laugh, that is the question. ]

Re: 1/?

[onewassilver]

[ on one hand though... His nose could be abused again. If he says anything like "Boa-chan, you're not married to Luffy". ....on the other hand. It's true, they're not married. ]

Done

[onewassilver]

[ oh well. He'll deal with it like he usually does. ]

Hancock, where are you going that has Luffy-kun there?

[ play it safe, broski. ]

...it's funny, considering I made the journal right after rewatching that scene with Ray.

[constrictorlove]

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, there go the hearts. Popping into smoke faster than Luffy can swallow down a cow.]

Rayleigh.

[:| Are you gonna try and take her man away on your notions of training, little man?]

What is it to you?

pffffftttt.... I had to rewatch that scene because I didn't know how he'd address her. OTL

[onewassilver]

[ why so hostile? He's just... curious. ]

I'm interested in seeing how he's doing, of course. Don't give an old man such an angry stare, m'dear... [ he's going to try and look harmless. TRY being the keyword. ]

Haha, I do that ALL the time. XD

[constrictorlove]

[A small lovesick sigh.]

Of course Luffy is fine, there is nothing that can stand in his way.

[Which is why he doesn't need anymore training, right? Hint hint.]

1/2: AHA. XD yeah, I do it with Ray a lot. <3

[onewassilver]

[ okay, maybe chuckling a bit. Man, he needs to be drunker to deal with Boa's antics. ]

Ahh, I was simply wondering where you were going to, if only to see how it is, hm? The lovely woman behind me has been toying with the idea of putting me somewhere...

[onewassilver]

And seeing such Luffy's face and of course, your own beautiful face...

I'm sure it'd make an old man happier, don't you think?

[ flattery. if everything else fails, use it. ]

1/3

[constrictorlove]

I see.

[This is a Certified Herbal Essences Hair Flip ^TM. Don't you feel special?]

[sunny_pirate]

Ah, Hancock-san. I... don't think that means the two of you are married. [Might as well try to set her straight on the matter, at least.]

[constrictorlove]

It doesn't?

[Well, now. That's not nice. Do you enjoy shattering a girl's heart, Jinbei?]

[sunny_pirate]

No, it does not. Still, I have heard that the way to a person's heart is through their stomach - perhaps if you cook Luffy-san enough food, he may decide to marry you? [Might as well try to salvage the situation somehow! He sees that look, and he likes his face the way it is, thank you very much. He'd rather not have it kicked in.]

[constrictorlove]

...I understand.

[...you're not off the hook yet.]

If I throw banquets in his name every day, surely we will be married.

[sunny_pirate]

[Ha ha! Fishing pun! ...Admittedly, Jinbei wouldn't find that so funny...]

Erm... Yes, that may work. [He's choosing his words carefully - Luffy seems like he'll never get married to anyone, but it's best not to mention that to Hancock.] I am not sure where you would find enough food, though.

[constrictorlove]

[Don't make soup out of your fin just yet, I've got a ton more of those~]

If it is me that demands it, mothers would let their children starve.

hi. /thread jacks.

[onewassilver]

... Thank you, Jinbei.

rofl, Rayleigh.

[constrictorlove]

he's a bastard. also keywords.

[onewassilver]

she's going to throttle you one day, you mark my words, back and forth will go your head :|

[constrictorlove]

He'll like it. Mrowr. Keywords.

[onewassilver]

o hai there

[sunny_pirate]

It was nothing, Rayleigh-san. I'm certain that someone would have corrected her eventually!

Not often do I find a Jinbei around...

[onewassilver]

I would've, but I almost prefer not to advertise a not-there deathwish.

That'll probably change soon, given the latest chapters.

[sunny_pirate]

...Yes, I suppose I should have thought this through. Still, given all that's happened lately, I felt it was my responsibility to tell her the truth in Luffy-san's absence. [Though he might have taken on too much responsibility in this case...]

I'm not complaining. <3 I've been toying with the idea of making a Shirahoshi account lately.

[onewassilver]

Well, both of us could handle the lady, hm? It's all about handling the situation delicately.