[homeless] Or, Oh God WHY.

[constrictorlove]

Ah. I understand now. You insignificant woman... you wish to take me somewhere!

[Watch mun choking on coffee.]

And if I understand correctly, that's where Luffy is!

[The dreamier Hancock's voice gets, the bluer the mun gets. You know, what with choking on spit. And air. And words.]

And he and I will be alone! Together alone! Forever!

[Also, choking on hearts. Man, those pesky things might look cute from afar, but they're a veritable choking hazard.]

Oh! Does that mean we're married now?

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Comments

[onewassilver]

Oh yes, a lady never would rip off an old man's nose.

[ SIIIIGHS. ]

[constrictorlove]

Of course. Someone as beautiful as me would never stoop so low.