[homeless] Or, Oh God WHY.

[constrictorlove]

Ah. I understand now. You insignificant woman... you wish to take me somewhere!

[Watch mun choking on coffee.]

And if I understand correctly, that's where Luffy is!

[The dreamier Hancock's voice gets, the bluer the mun gets. You know, what with choking on spit. And air. And words.]

And he and I will be alone! Together alone! Forever!

[Also, choking on hearts. Man, those pesky things might look cute from afar, but they're a veritable choking hazard.]

Oh! Does that mean we're married now?

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Comments

[sunny_pirate]

No, it does not. Still, I have heard that the way to a person's heart is through their stomach - perhaps if you cook Luffy-san enough food, he may decide to marry you? [Might as well try to salvage the situation somehow! He sees that look, and he likes his face the way it is, thank you very much. He'd rather not have it kicked in.]

[constrictorlove]

...I understand.

[...you're not off the hook yet.]

If I throw banquets in his name every day, surely we will be married.

[sunny_pirate]

[Ha ha! Fishing pun! ...Admittedly, Jinbei wouldn't find that so funny...]

Erm... Yes, that may work. [He's choosing his words carefully - Luffy seems like he'll never get married to anyone, but it's best not to mention that to Hancock.] I am not sure where you would find enough food, though.

[constrictorlove]

[Don't make soup out of your fin just yet, I've got a ton more of those~]

If it is me that demands it, mothers would let their children starve.

[sunny_pirate]

...That seems... unnecessarily cruel. I do not think Luffy-san would want you to do something like that.

[constrictorlove]

[Not taken aback, of course not.]

I was merely answering your question.