[homeless] Or, Oh God WHY.

[constrictorlove]

Ah. I understand now. You insignificant woman... you wish to take me somewhere!

[Watch mun choking on coffee.]

And if I understand correctly, that's where Luffy is!

[The dreamier Hancock's voice gets, the bluer the mun gets. You know, what with choking on spit. And air. And words.]

And he and I will be alone! Together alone! Forever!

[Also, choking on hearts. Man, those pesky things might look cute from afar, but they're a veritable choking hazard.]

Oh! Does that mean we're married now?

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[constrictorlove]

[Legit confused:]

But there's only one Luffy!

[Give her time, she's new at this, break it to her gently, Ray...]

[You and your friend will be most welcome!]

[onewassilver]

[ pats her shoulders. ] Come sit down and have some tea, I'm sure I can explain everything if you're willing to listen, m'dear.

[constrictorlove]

[Reluctantly following along.]

It better be a very good explanation.

[And off the mun goes to eat, be back later!]

[onewassilver]

[ see you! ]

Well, m'dear... This place is a nexus, there's multiples of everyone, for all we know there could be a hundred copies of Luffy wandering around...

[ ...gonna let that settle in her head now. ]

[constrictorlove]

A-a hundred?

[A world full of Luffies...]

[onewassilver]

[ ...why did he say that? Why did he say this? He's ... going to be over here kicking himself. Jesus Christ... ]

Yes, Hancock... A hundred.

[constrictorlove]

A hundred.

[Well, would you look at that. The hearts are back!]

[onewassilver]

....And some of them are probably gay. [ popping those bubbles gleefully. ]

[constrictorlove]

What? But how am I supposed to marry them then?

[You remember this, when she's tearing out your nose.]

[onewassilver]

[ JESUS FUCK HIS NOOOOSE. ]

Easily, you're not.

[ Now would be a bad time to mention that RAY is the reason why Luffy won't marry you, huh? ]

[constrictorlove]

[She's going to tear out your nose, sauté it and serve it to Salome for lunch. :|]

And why wouldn't I?

[Worst time possible. Oh god, please do.]

[onewassilver]

[ STARES AT AND BLANKLY. ]

Clearly because that wouldn't be fair to the Luffy's that aren't interested in your ample bosom, yes? It's not fair of them to be... forced to marry someone they don't love, yes?

[ LOGIC. HE'S USING IT.

....but he likes his nose.]

[constrictorlove]

[Oh, why did you have to bring logic into this? She seems slightly taken aback.]

W-well, of course not!

[Nevermind, she's got your nose again. Tugging on it.]

But if someone must make that choice, it's Luffy alone!

[Not you, so stop saying mean things!]

[onewassilver]

[ He's being surprisingly nice. He kinda likes his nose on his face. D8 ]

Of course, M'dear, calm down. [ reaching up to tug her hand away from his nose. ] Drink your tea and relax...

[constrictorlove]

[I still say it'd look nice in Salome's stomach.]

Hmph.

[Finally letting go with a little shove.]

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm perfectly calm.

[onewassilver]

You were about to rip my nose off, I don't call that calm, m'dear.

[constrictorlove]

Oh. Was I?

[Look at her toss her hair, be coy and sip her tea. Look at her. Lovely, ain't her? Now forget all about pesky nose-tearing, please.]

I'd never.

[onewassilver]

Oh yes, a lady never would rip off an old man's nose.

[ SIIIIGHS. ]

[constrictorlove]

Of course. Someone as beautiful as me would never stoop so low.