[homeless] Or, Oh God WHY.

[constrictorlove]

Ah. I understand now. You insignificant woman... you wish to take me somewhere!

[Watch mun choking on coffee.]

And if I understand correctly, that's where Luffy is!

[The dreamier Hancock's voice gets, the bluer the mun gets. You know, what with choking on spit. And air. And words.]

And he and I will be alone! Together alone! Forever!

[Also, choking on hearts. Man, those pesky things might look cute from afar, but they're a veritable choking hazard.]

Oh! Does that mean we're married now?

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[constrictorlove]

What do you mean you don't know? You said you would send me somewhere Luffy and I would be together!

[...mun actually said she'd either send her to the game she's working on, or find her somewhere else to go and never even mentioned Luffy at all but when does Hancock listen to anyone ever, sob.]

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[onewassilver]

[onewassilver]

....

[onewassilver]

[ smiling so evilly... ]

[onewassilver]

I suppose the situation could be worse, m'dear...

[onewassilver]

...I mean, you could be going to a game where there isn't a Luffy at all, hm?

[ trying so hard not to laugh. ]

DONE.

[onewassilver]

[ so he's going to fail a little and chuckle. ]

However, I'm told that game seems interesting and if it works out, the beautiful woman behind me might app me or someone else there... I know, it's not Luffy-kun, but you can easily advertise for one, hmm?

[ ....okay still chuckling and looking SO amused. ]

[constrictorlove]

[There goes your nose, Rayleigh.]

Are you implying you can be any sort of substitute for Luffy?

[Mun says ♥ and that you or someone else would be very much welcome, Ray~ just as good as Luffy even! But don't let Hancock hear.]

[onewassilver]

[ ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwww....

goddamnit Hancock! ]

Only until a Luffy arrives. [ staaares at ~charmingly~ ] Then you both could have a grand wedding. [ inwardly. all the laaaaughs. ]

[ ♥, we will think of it. ]

[constrictorlove]

A Luffy?

[She might have loosened her hold in surprise.]

[Tentatively, and depending on what comments I get from rpanons and friends looking over the thing, reserves are slanted to open the first week of February, apps the 14th, and the game opening the 1st of March. But it's still in the air since there are some details to work out yet. Like coding. T__T God, I hate coding so much, rofl.]

[onewassilver]

[ he's going to dance backwards a bit. Jesus, his noooose. ]

Yes, a Luffy, Hancock.

[ I will keep my eyes peeled! *_* I might drag a friend with me as well. Maybe. :P ]

[constrictorlove]

[Legit confused:]

But there's only one Luffy!

[Give her time, she's new at this, break it to her gently, Ray...]

[You and your friend will be most welcome!]

[onewassilver]

[ pats her shoulders. ] Come sit down and have some tea, I'm sure I can explain everything if you're willing to listen, m'dear.

[constrictorlove]

[Reluctantly following along.]

It better be a very good explanation.

[And off the mun goes to eat, be back later!]

[onewassilver]

[ see you! ]

Well, m'dear... This place is a nexus, there's multiples of everyone, for all we know there could be a hundred copies of Luffy wandering around...

[ ...gonna let that settle in her head now. ]

[constrictorlove]

A-a hundred?

[A world full of Luffies...]

[onewassilver]

[ ...why did he say that? Why did he say this? He's ... going to be over here kicking himself. Jesus Christ... ]

Yes, Hancock... A hundred.

[constrictorlove]

A hundred.

[Well, would you look at that. The hearts are back!]

[onewassilver]

....And some of them are probably gay. [ popping those bubbles gleefully. ]

[constrictorlove]

What? But how am I supposed to marry them then?

[You remember this, when she's tearing out your nose.]

[onewassilver]

[ JESUS FUCK HIS NOOOOSE. ]

Easily, you're not.

[ Now would be a bad time to mention that RAY is the reason why Luffy won't marry you, huh? ]

[constrictorlove]

[She's going to tear out your nose, sauté it and serve it to Salome for lunch. :|]

And why wouldn't I?

[Worst time possible. Oh god, please do.]

[onewassilver]

[ STARES AT AND BLANKLY. ]

Clearly because that wouldn't be fair to the Luffy's that aren't interested in your ample bosom, yes? It's not fair of them to be... forced to marry someone they don't love, yes?

[ LOGIC. HE'S USING IT.

....but he likes his nose.]

[constrictorlove]

[Oh, why did you have to bring logic into this? She seems slightly taken aback.]

W-well, of course not!

[Nevermind, she's got your nose again. Tugging on it.]

But if someone must make that choice, it's Luffy alone!

[Not you, so stop saying mean things!]

[onewassilver]

[ He's being surprisingly nice. He kinda likes his nose on his face. D8 ]

Of course, M'dear, calm down. [ reaching up to tug her hand away from his nose. ] Drink your tea and relax...