[homeless] Or, Oh God WHY.

[constrictorlove]

Ah. I understand now. You insignificant woman... you wish to take me somewhere!

[Watch mun choking on coffee.]

And if I understand correctly, that's where Luffy is!

[The dreamier Hancock's voice gets, the bluer the mun gets. You know, what with choking on spit. And air. And words.]

And he and I will be alone! Together alone! Forever!

[Also, choking on hearts. Man, those pesky things might look cute from afar, but they're a veritable choking hazard.]

Oh! Does that mean we're married now?

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[constrictorlove]

[Oh, why did you have to bring logic into this? She seems slightly taken aback.]

W-well, of course not!

[Nevermind, she's got your nose again. Tugging on it.]

But if someone must make that choice, it's Luffy alone!

[Not you, so stop saying mean things!]

[onewassilver]

[ He's being surprisingly nice. He kinda likes his nose on his face. D8 ]

Of course, M'dear, calm down. [ reaching up to tug her hand away from his nose. ] Drink your tea and relax...

[constrictorlove]

[I still say it'd look nice in Salome's stomach.]

Hmph.

[Finally letting go with a little shove.]

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm perfectly calm.

[onewassilver]

You were about to rip my nose off, I don't call that calm, m'dear.

[constrictorlove]

Oh. Was I?

[Look at her toss her hair, be coy and sip her tea. Look at her. Lovely, ain't her? Now forget all about pesky nose-tearing, please.]

I'd never.

[onewassilver]

Oh yes, a lady never would rip off an old man's nose.

[ SIIIIGHS. ]

[constrictorlove]

Of course. Someone as beautiful as me would never stoop so low.