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[luckywebhead]

Oh, dude... Really? I mean, I get that you're lonely but this seriously creepy. And stop reading my thoughts about Romanov. She's hot, but she will kill me if she gets the chance. That said, the puns are great!

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[uotani]

She has to be out for your blood for a reason. Come on, spill the deep, dark secrets.

Spindrifter, from the Spider-Man graphic novel Hooky

[seaspraysorceress]

Nah, she'll probably just maim you.

Sorry for being late...

[hellsbellsharry]

[Just grinning... Because why the hell not?]

Welcome to the club. We would have jackets but no one could ever agree on the colour.

[agent_romanoff]

[She just rolls her eyes and shakes her head]

[slyest]

Perhaps you ought to simply refrain from having untoward thoughts about your cohorts.

[owesadebt]

No, not kill. If I kill you, you won't learn your lesson.

[natalia_romanova]

I understand your attraction for redheads, I get that. You and half the Avengers seem to share it, but... we both know the closest physical contact we will ever share is training or if you get mind controlled and I have to put you down like Old Yeller.

[The worst part is how pleasantly she smiled through all of that]

Then your new boss arrived. He is displeased with these inappropriate thoughts Spidey

[hahahailtotheking]

Aww come on, she's with the Avengers now isn't she? She wouldn't kill ya for somethin' like that- just reprimand ya real sternly.