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[luckywebhead]

Oh, dude... Really? I mean, I get that you're lonely but this seriously creepy. And stop reading my thoughts about Romanov. She's hot, but she will kill me if she gets the chance. That said, the puns are great!

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[agent_romanoff]

Don't ask me. Recruiting was all Fury's idea.

But, since it is your town, why do you need an invitation to join in? [S.H.I.E.L.D isn't known for being polite]

[luckywebhead]

To be honest, a lot of folks came out of the woodwork while the chaos was happening. I stopped Electro from sucking all the power from that Stark Tower, kept venom from trying to absorb any of those skull-y soldier things and wrapped up by discovering that Shocker tried to loot a building nearby where you were fighting. He thought I would be with you guys.

He should never underestimate how truly lonely I am.

And yet, I didn't get no drawings on a mural. That said, I always thought Fury was a bit of a tool, so that probably didn't help...

[agent_romanoff]

[She's a little surprised at that] So, if you were fighting with us, they would have got away with it.

Agent Hill is his right hand woman, you should talk to her about it. She might be able to set you up with something? [She has no idea how the system works]

He...has his moments.

[luckywebhead]

[Trying to act casual] Eh, don't stress it, red. I'm glad I could help. It just sucks that I didn't get to help y'know? Less people might have died if I'd known what was going on.

It just sucks that's all.

[agent_romanoff]

I get it, but nobody knows that. Less people would have died if Loki wasn't completely mad, or Fury hadn't lost the tesseract in the first place. [The funny feeling that Fury was watching her was back....oops]

I'll keep you in mind for next time, Spidey. Alright?

Heh

[luckywebhead]

[He looks around for Fury, and sees her doing the same thing.]

Heh, sure. That'd be good, thanks. So... You said he's had his moments. Tales of douchebaggery! Go! And if you still think he's watching you can give him a pseudonym or something.

(Awww that was so sweet of Natasha! She'll have to do something really nasty to make up for it. :P)

[agent_romanoff]

[Hopefully there won't be a next time, but she wasn't going to tell him that]

Tales of...uhh [She thinks for a moment] well, Fur- Patch? He took away my widow's bite bracelets 'just in case'. Apparently threatening to knock Stark and Clint out for a few hours isn't what he calls team bonding.

(i know xD, she will.)

[luckywebhead]

Yeah... I socked him in the jaw once. He wasn't telling me what I needed to know so I could help people. I got him good too. [He grins.]

I mean uh [he backtracks] Not that I don't respect Shield. It's just sometimes everyone loses perspective and need a good kick in the ass. Or... punch in the jaw I guess...

[agent_romanoff]

[She matches his grin] Wish i could do that...but he'd probably send me back to Russia.

I agree. Guess that's why Agent Hill didn't stop me when when i borrowed a few tranquilizer darts. [For just in case purposes. There aren't many places Nat, Maria, or Pepper can hide, so darts are easier than travelling halfway around the world.

The guys can be...overwhelming at times]

[luckywebhead]

What, you're obligated to be in Shield...? Sucks dude, Fury tried to tell me the same thing because of my powers. Told him where to stick it.

I'm sorry people are jerks at the Avengers. If it's any consolation, I really don't have time to be anything but a wiseass? [He smiles] I don't inconvenience anyone on purpose Apart from bad guys. And Fury. And Hulk sometimes, because seeing him trying to grab me is pretty funny. Mostly.

[agent_romanoff]

It was either that, or they'd send more assassins after me. Agent Barton already spared me once...that probably wouldn't happen again.

Thanks, but you get used to it. It's always the same fight too, i mean, who cares who the strongest guy is. As far as i'm concerned, as long as I have my bites and my darts, I'm the one in control. [They hadn't said no to her requests yet.

She folds her arms in front of her] In that case, you'd fit in well. I think Stark would like you.

[luckywebhead]

Yeahhhh, Tony and I... We're kind of complicated. I like him, but he's done some douchey stuff in the past that I can't really ignore. I can see he wants to do the right thing though.

As for the strongest, I'd say between Thor and Hulk, but from what I hear Hulk had the one up until he... Got chucked from your plane fortress...

That said, hard to fight when you're unconcious, so you're probably right there. I'd like to see you hit me though. [grins]

[agent_romanoff]

He doesn't trust me. [She doesn't mind]

Doctor Banner tries to stay out of it. Last time he got involved...well...Fury wasn't happy with the state the Avengers tower kitchen was left in.

Or the training rooms.

Or...the roof. [They broke a lot of things]

Hit you? I can do that.

[luckywebhead]

Nonono, that was a friendly challenge, not a request. I'm just saying if you had to shoot me down you'd have some difficulty. I am not volunteering to get shot.

[agent_romanoff]

[Damn. She takes her hand off the gun strapped to her leg]

That's a challenge i'd happily accept.