Oh, dude... Really? I mean, I get that you're lonely but this seriously creepy. And stop reading my thoughts about Romanov. She's hot, but she will kill me if she gets the chance. That said, the puns are great!
They tend to prefer trousers and breeches to night-clothes, but the complaining seems to be universal.
[They don't have leotards in Asgard, so he's just hazarding a guess here at what the outfit is.]
I read, far more than most Asgardians do. And science... We have other words for it, but I admit myself most intrigued by what your people accomplish with it.
Yeah well, I get around based on science, so I'm pretty content myself. [He shoots a webline] It's inbuilt in my body but science helps me use it like a weapon. [He shrugs]
...Yes I would, Loki. I know you might not get this, but I'm not a god. I'm not even an important human. I'm just me. I just try to do the best I can to help people.
It's not my place to judge you, and I will always try to help someone if I can. Even you, if you want it.
But don't get me wrong, if we cross ways and you hurt someone, I'm not adverse to making you ache all over.
Being mortal has nothing to do with it. Thor holds to that same misguided ideal, and he is the Allfather's son. Leaving your enemies alive will get you killed. Liar I may be, but that truth does not change simply because I am the one who speaks it.
Fortunately for you, perhaps, I do not count myself among them. Not at the moment, anyway.
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Admittedly, Americans can sometimes accidentally combine the two, but they try hard.
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Are you asking me...? That sounded almost... friendly... Weren't you threatening me a moment ago?
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You're not given to being satisfied, are you? There are those like you in Asgard.
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Urh... Well, I don't know much that you'd understand to be honest... I like science and books, baseball and movies. All ear-... Midgard stuff.
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[They don't have leotards in Asgard, so he's just hazarding a guess here at what the outfit is.]
I read, far more than most Asgardians do. And science... We have other words for it, but I admit myself most intrigued by what your people accomplish with it.
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Do they work? Your spider powers. Do you win?
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Like... Your father right? Peace and harmony? I'm kinda like that. But with spider stuff. I guess...
It's just sometimes people need help and I can help them, you know?
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And your helpfulness earns you enemies. That too I know well enough, Man of Spiders. Why do you continue providing your aid?
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Why do I keep helping people? Urh... I guess for the same reason anyone does anything. They think it's the right thing to do.
If it were you about to die, I could only assume you'd want help. Most would. And if I can help... I will.
The people I face are selfish and mostly freaking stupid. They hurt people. I don't like bullies.
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Tell me, if you would, for I am curious. Were I about to die, would you come to my aid, knowing who and what I am?
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It's not my place to judge you, and I will always try to help someone if I can. Even you, if you want it.
But don't get me wrong, if we cross ways and you hurt someone, I'm not adverse to making you ache all over.
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Fortunately for you, perhaps, I do not count myself among them. Not at the moment, anyway.
Have you met my brother?
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And no I haven't met him, heard about him though. And you. Why?
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Going to bed now dude, thanks for making my first night here pretty darn fun. :D
have a good night! it was great threading with you! :)