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[luckywebhead]

Oh, dude... Really? I mean, I get that you're lonely but this seriously creepy. And stop reading my thoughts about Romanov. She's hot, but she will kill me if she gets the chance. That said, the puns are great!

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[luckywebhead]

...So your choice is to berate me for staring at a girl's chest after killing thousands of people?

I think you may want to call the leg warehouse, but they're all out of things for you to stand on.

[slyest]

You professed concern about your mortality. I merely offered advice.

[luckywebhead]

Forgive me if advice from a psycho trickster god isn't held too high by this guy.

Also, dude, green is totally out this year, didn't anyone tell you?

[slyest]

You are hardly one to speak with authority on fashion.

[luckywebhead]

Hey man, don't knock the red and blue. It's like Cap's outfit but without the propaganda. I don't see any Loki shirts. Wanna know why? Because you're a slytherin rip off.

Also, for a trickster god you're pretty deadpan.

[slyest]

[Loki may not know what a "slytherin" is, but the rest of that almost sounds like an invitation to wreak havoc on the world.]

Oh? Do you find me dull? Shall I entertain you?

[luckywebhead]

Oh, you'll have to get me a few drinks before you treat me to karaoke smooth talker.

[slyest]

Don't confuse me with Tony Stark. I might take offense, and I assure you, you wouldn't want that.

[luckywebhead]

I certainly wouldn't. You're not bearded. Or wearing an iron suit.

Seriously, did you learn your conversation skills at the morgue?

[slyest]

That would be because I've some modicum of taste.

What would you prefer? Something more inane?

[luckywebhead]

Hey, I'm American. I can deal with inane. Better than death threats.

Admittedly, Americans can sometimes accidentally combine the two, but they try hard.

[slyest]

Tell me then, American, what passes for suitable conversation among your kind?

[luckywebhead]

[He backtracks slightly.]

Are you asking me...? That sounded almost... friendly... Weren't you threatening me a moment ago?

[slyest]

[Congratulations, Peter Parker. You've just made a god roll his eyes.]

You're not given to being satisfied, are you? There are those like you in Asgard.

[luckywebhead]

For the sake of their masculinity, I certainly hope not. [He can have a dig at himself if he chooses!]

Urh... Well, I don't know much that you'd understand to be honest... I like science and books, baseball and movies. All ear-... Midgard stuff.

[slyest]

They tend to prefer trousers and breeches to night-clothes, but the complaining seems to be universal.

[They don't have leotards in Asgard, so he's just hazarding a guess here at what the outfit is.]

I read, far more than most Asgardians do. And science... We have other words for it, but I admit myself most intrigued by what your people accomplish with it.

[luckywebhead]

Yeah well, I get around based on science, so I'm pretty content myself. [He shoots a webline] It's inbuilt in my body but science helps me use it like a weapon. [He shrugs]

[slyest]

And such a weapon is necessary, is it?

[luckywebhead]

I dunno, is using magic neccesary to fight your brother? [raises an eyebrow]

[slyest]

You don't happen to see a large, garish hammer anywhere on my person, do you?

[luckywebhead]

My point being that you take what you can get to win. For me, that's spider powers.

[slyest]

This I know all too well.

Do they work? Your spider powers. Do you win?

[luckywebhead]

Mostly. I've lost some people but I do my best. I consider the fact that I'm still alive a pretty huge victory. I've got a lot of enemies.

[slyest]

What is it you've done to win yourself so many who mean you harm?

[luckywebhead]

Urm... Stopping other people from hurting others, stealing things?

Like... Your father right? Peace and harmony? I'm kinda like that. But with spider stuff. I guess...

It's just sometimes people need help and I can help them, you know?