Unhappy Spy is a dangerous Spy.

[not_onyourside]

I do not like zhis place anymore. Take me back to zhe ozzer one. Zhat was better. Everyone here ees cranky and irritable.

And zhey keep secrets from me. No one keeps secrets from me.

No one.

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[prpl_assistant]

Honestly Spy, it would be for the best if you didn't know about it. I'm already regretting that I do.

[not_onyourside]

Eet --would ---- But ---

[It's almost like it's painful for him to not know things.]

I cannot do zhis.

[prpl_assistant]

I'm sure you can manage. If it's any consolation, I'm sure a man of your ability will be able to figure it out with enough time and patience.

[not_onyourside]

[He is too distraught for flattery right now.]

Very well. I will just do what eet ees I normally --do. I suppose.

Zhat ees fine. Zhis ees fine.


I can do zhis.

[prpl_assistant]

[As she once told the Medic, compliments given when due.]

That's the spirit.

[not_onyourside]

Très bien.

At least you are not enjoying my torment.

[prpl_assistant]

Has someone been giving you trouble?

[not_onyourside]

Non. Zhough we seem to have an excess of Medics een zhis place.

[prpl_assistant]

I hope they haven't been experimenting on you then. It was hard for us to convince the RED Medic to release the BLU Spy back then.

[not_onyourside]

Your concern ees appreciated. Eef I end up as a head een a fridge I will be sure to eenform you.

[prpl_assistant]

There's no need to worry about that.

[Administration keeps tabs on all their employees, RED or BLU. ]

[not_onyourside]

Zhat ees -- Not as reassuring as you may zhink.

[prpl_assistant]

The Administrator does want all RED members in fighting condition. It would defeat the purpose if you end up as a dismembered head.

[not_onyourside]

At zhe very least try and keep me out of zhe fridge. Eets very cold een zhere.

[prpl_assistant]

I'll do my best, Mr Spy.

[not_onyourside]

Mes remerciements.

Ozzer zhan worrying about zhe state of my appendages, what have you been doing een zhat little town your mundane has you een?

[prpl_assistant]

Not much. I believe that we're moving, so there hasn't been a lot of activity.

[not_onyourside]

Oh I see. You are going to pack up zhe town and walk away wez eet?

[prpl_assistant]

In all honesty I'm not too sure. I think that is the gist of what she's telling me.

[not_onyourside]

Eet ees too bad zhe laborer ees not zhere. You could have at least used his truck. Zhough I suppose you can strap everyzzing onto zhe Snipers' campers.

[prpl_assistant]

I believe the move will be completed on the 15th, right on schedule. I don't think we'll need the camper vans though.

[not_onyourside]

Eef you say so. I wish you luck een zhe move. Zhough I suppose nozzing happen except being here eenstead of zhere.

[prpl_assistant]

Well, everything was ported over without any problems, but thank you for your wishes.

[She pauses, unsure if she should continue. But the Spy does look rather unhappy over his lack of what's going on in Paradise. Surely it wouldn't hurt to tell him some tiny details here and there...]

The BLU Sniper will be leading an expedition to explore the outside of Paradise soon. Details are not known yet, but it does promise to be at least a break from the monotony of life in the city.

[not_onyourside]

[He will jump on any little details, he's so out of the loop.]

I did not realize zhere was anyzzing outside zhe city. Zhat should be interesting. Zhough being een zhe company of zhat grouch would prove trying.

[prpl_assistant]

The faster we get things done, the faster we can hopefully go home. There's a lot of unexplored territory outside the city, but it is quite dangerous. That's why we're going as a group.