Unhappy Spy is a dangerous Spy.

[not_onyourside]

I do not like zhis place anymore. Take me back to zhe ozzer one. Zhat was better. Everyone here ees cranky and irritable.

And zhey keep secrets from me. No one keeps secrets from me.

No one.

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[prpl_assistant]

[She shrugged.]

I wouldn't call it noble, just common sense.

[not_onyourside]

What will you do eef you find somezzing?

[prpl_assistant]

See what we can use it for. I don't know whether it'll help us escape, but any clue as to what's really going on in Paradise might help us in the future.

[not_onyourside]

I hate to tell you, but eef zhere ees someone who ees een charge, zhey will most likely not let you go because you asked politely.

[prpl_assistant]

Who ever said anything about asking politely?

[not_onyourside]

Oh I see. You are a woman who takes what she wants. I like eet!

[prpl_assistant]

It's not a matter of what I want, but what the team needs. And what they need is to get out of Paradise.

[not_onyourside]

Do you ever zhink of yourself?

[prpl_assistant]

It's not like I don't want to get out of Paradise myself.

[not_onyourside]

Oh oui, back to zhe zhrill of checking zhings off on clipboards. You never know when you may need to check off one of zhose little boxes. Oooh! You have zhe excitement of picking a pen colour een zhe mornings! Red? Blue? Purple? Professional black? Zhese are important zhings you must get back to.

[prpl_assistant]

I do more than that in my job.

[Like giving people 'interviews'. Ever wondered where the Director went?]

[not_onyourside]

Like steal Soldier's shovels for unfazzomable purposes?

[He remembers.]

[prpl_assistant]

No, we leave that to the Spies.

I just do what the Administrator asks me to do. It's as simple as that.

[not_onyourside]

A tiring and zhankless job I would zhink.

[prpl_assistant]

It's not that bad. The Administrator is very good at her job, and I learn a lot from her.

[not_onyourside]

Are you planning to start your own war?

[prpl_assistant]

I have no plans for that, no.

[not_onyourside]

Très bon. I would zhink mercenaries would be een short supply eventually.

[prpl_assistant]

Really? Why would you think so?

[not_onyourside]

I am sure zhere are only so many demolitions experts and mechanical genius' willing to forego zheir studies to fight een a fictional war. You were lucky to get zhe laborer when you did.

[prpl_assistant]

You'd be surprised.

[not_onyourside]

I worry about zhe world eef zhat ees zhe case.

[prpl_assistant]

The Administrator has this covered; you don't have to worry about it.

[not_onyourside]

Zhat ees a bold claim.

[prpl_assistant]

She is a very capable person. I see no reason why I shouldn't make that claim.