Unhappy Spy is a dangerous Spy.

[not_onyourside]

I do not like zhis place anymore. Take me back to zhe ozzer one. Zhat was better. Everyone here ees cranky and irritable.

And zhey keep secrets from me. No one keeps secrets from me.

No one.

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[hasstandards]

No one can, or no one ought to?

[not_onyourside]

No one can.

[Smile~~]

[hasstandards]

[He had a feeling that was it.]

Right. If you say so.

[not_onyourside]

I do say so, Alan.

[More smile.]

And zhis place ees not as nice as zhe ozzer one. Eet ees making everyone irritable. I do not like eet.

[hasstandards]

[Instant panic flashes across his face, followed by disgruntled hissing.]

I don't care what you don't like. You don't go repeating what you know to anyone, got it?

[not_onyourside]

Of course I do not! I am a Spy not some common gossiper on zhe street corner.

[His eyes narrow, offended Sniper would even think that.]

See! You are irritable as well! Zhere must be somezzing een zhe water.

[hasstandards]

It ain't all that unusual for me, though I'm definitely pissed at ya now.

[not_onyourside]

Oh what did I do now? You are never happy unless you are angry at somezzing.

[hasstandards]

My name. I don't ever want to hear it comin' from you again. Are we clear on that?

[lures]

Isn't that half the fun?

[not_onyourside]

[Sigh.]

Very well.

[not_onyourside]

Zhe secrets? Or finding zhem out?

[lures]

[ she mouths the word "both." can monsieur spy read lips....? ]

[not_onyourside]

[But of course.]

Mm. Zhere may be some fun gained een zhe finding, but I would razzer not have to expend zhe effort. Especailly on somezzing as foolish as what my teammates consider worzh hiding.

[did_well_enough]

No one?

That is quite the bold statement. I wonder how accurate it is.

[hasstandards]

Good.

[And now he is going to resume his usual irritability.]

[not_onyourside]

Not for very long at least. Do you doubt me?

[not_onyourside]

You do realize zhat you are just furzering zhe notion zhat you are always miserable?

Is it alright if she is human GLaDOS?

[did_well_enough]

I said no such thing. Perhaps you are simply paranoid and doubt yourself?

Certainly! He'd be more comfortable NOT talking to a giant robot.

[not_onyourside]

Now zhat ees not what I said eizzer. Perhaps you are not listening.

[lures]

How do you know it's foolish in the first place? You don't even know it.

[hasstandards]

I'm not always miserable. Just annoyed about bein' dragged all over the place, peeved that nothin' seems to be goin' right, frustrated that I actually try to do better and get nothing out of it, and now you're goin' around droppin' my name in the open for everyone and their bloody mum to see. I think I've got the right to be like this, mate.

[not_onyourside]

[Curse your logic!]

Because I know zhem. And zhey are foolish, and zhat makes what zhey consider secret also foolish.

[not_onyourside]

How would I know zhat?! I am not een zhis game you are at, I do not spy on you een zhe night and keep track of what you are doing.

[hasstandards]

Oi, what was that about no one keepin' secrets from you? I thought you'd bloody well know already with how you stick your nose in other people's business. Especially mine.