Unhappy Spy is a dangerous Spy.

[not_onyourside]

I do not like zhis place anymore. Take me back to zhe ozzer one. Zhat was better. Everyone here ees cranky and irritable.

And zhey keep secrets from me. No one keeps secrets from me.

No one.

Comments

[prpl_assistant]

The Administrator has this covered; you don't have to worry about it.

[not_onyourside]

Zhat ees a bold claim.

[prpl_assistant]

She is a very capable person. I see no reason why I shouldn't make that claim.

[not_onyourside]

She ees not infallible.

[prpl_assistant]

But she rarely makes mistakes.

[not_onyourside]

Zhen eet ees no wonder you look up to her as you do. Learning to never make mistakes are we?

[prpl_assistant]

Does anybody want to make mistakes?

[not_onyourside]

Of course not. Just make sure you do not get too conceited wez yourself. Zhen --mmm ozzer issues will present zhemselves.

[prpl_assistant]

...right. Thank you for your advice Spy.

[not_onyourside]

I am sure you already had known zhis, eet just bore repeating. You seem very sensible.

[prpl_assistant]

I hope I am. I don't think I have leg room for mistakes and miscalculations.

[not_onyourside]

Zhat seems stressful. I zhink you worry entirely too much.

[prpl_assistant]

It's hard not to worry, given the circumstances.

[not_onyourside]

I do not zhink you should fret, your mundane would not do anyzzing to jeopardize you. Most of zhem seem to enjoy having us around and would not want to damage zhat relationship.

[prpl_assistant]

Given the little hints my mundane has been giving me, she seems to be an exception.

[not_onyourside]

Oh really? Do share.

[prpl_assistant]

She's been doing research on trauma patients, specifically amputees.

[not_onyourside]

Well zhat ees razzer traumatic. She ees going to have you lose a limb?

Zhat seems cruel.

[prpl_assistant]

I don't know, but I think that is a disturbing possibility in the near future.

[not_onyourside]

Ees zhis een Paradise? I heard zhere was a Medic now. Perhaps eet will not be too bad.

[prpl_assistant]

Given the nature of the place, I don't think she plans for me to regenerate any missing limbs any time soon.

[not_onyourside]

Well zhat ees unfortunate. For your sake I hope she abandons zhe idea. Being limbless, or bodyless, ees not my idea of a fun time.

[prpl_assistant]

I hope so too. I don't think anyone wants to lose a body part.

[not_onyourside]

Non.

At least you have friends een zhis place?

[That's more of a question, he's not really sure what she does there.]

[prpl_assistant]

I...don't have any friends.

[There's a bit of uncertainty there that Spy should pick up on. Let the interrogation begin.]