Canon is The Devil is a Part-Timer!

[disorder_heaven]

Dude, no. I don't care that you're finding Chinese translations of whatever. If you ever stick me anywhere, it is NOT going to be back in that form. Go develop a Gabriel muse or something.

I'm a hermit. I'm not gonna go join a game and miraculously make friends. Throw me in a musebox and maybe I'll entertain you for a bit, but I'm not gonna make nice with a bunch of strangers just because you're bored.

boredddd

[open_door]

Is it really that much to ask that a beautiful princess - or prince! I would never discriminate! - be available in the memes? My dearest mun, I'm sure you know I'm not just hanging around these places for my health!

Maybe we should start a list of all my good qualities! There are so many, I don't know where to begin.

canon is Peaky Blinders

[devoutish]

It's been, what, a month for you, right? A little over a week for me, because this place you've plopped me down in moves more slowly in time. Point is - I can already tell that you and me are gonna be bad fucking trouble. So what we're gonna do is, we're gonna make a contract. I'll handle the drafting of it, don't you worry about that. Then you'll sign it, yeah, and we'll be all squared away. And let me just say, because I know you're thinking it - I don't want to hear any of this nonsense about you not taking directions from me because I'm not real, because I'm fictional, because you don't actually believe in me, none of that. We are going to look at this from my perspective, right, and from my perspective I am very much a living, breathing person. Use your fucking imagination. You're supposed to be good at that, aren't you? Yeah.

Fucking hell. Do all players give us this much trouble, or is it just you?

re: the things her mun makes her do.

[talentedscavenger]

Do you have any idea what you've done? How badly this will end?

This is ridiculous! Madness! [Grumbles, and tries her best to not swear or do anything rash like yell, scream or throw things. Then, she stops and realizes....that trait...it's something Kylo Ren would do.

....Today is not a good day.]

ON THE BANDWAGON WE RIDE BOYS (Canon is, of course, Overwatch)

[tallmidday]

I might kick up a fuss if I saw any other way out, but this ain't the first time I've been up shit creek without a paddle so I've just got one, small request.

Don't go complainin' when you see the way I do things with the tools you've given me. Got it?