Canon is The Devil is a Part-Timer!

[disorder_heaven]

Dude, no. I don't care that you're finding Chinese translations of whatever. If you ever stick me anywhere, it is NOT going to be back in that form. Go develop a Gabriel muse or something.

I'm a hermit. I'm not gonna go join a game and miraculously make friends. Throw me in a musebox and maybe I'll entertain you for a bit, but I'm not gonna make nice with a bunch of strangers just because you're bored.

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[confined_to_briah]

You speak of the Angel Gabriel?

[disorder_heaven]

Yeah. He's my brother. Why?

[confined_to_briah]

He? (Her lips quirk.) Don't tell me you are Lucifer?

[disorder_heaven]

I'd say "the one and only," but around this place... I don't think that's accurate.

But whatever. Yeah. I am.

[confined_to_briah]

It isn't. I know another. (Very well.) Have you fallen?

[disorder_heaven]

Man, you'd just come right out and ask something like that?

[confined_to_briah]

Another...you...chose to involve me. I would not have left the Garden otherwise.

[disorder_heaven]

So, what, you followed your Lucifer out of Heaven and fell?

[confined_to_briah]

He was only part of the reason.

[disorder_heaven]

But you were involved.

...Well, sucks, I guess.

[confined_to_briah]

After the fact. I am not a demon.

[disorder_heaven]

Ooh, burn.

Anyway, in answer to your original question, yeah. I know Gabriel. He's a wannabe NEET that tries to act cool but is actually a total posturing moron.

[confined_to_briah]

NEET? (She wasn't actually teasing him, though it's hard to tell. Alexiel doesn't show emotions easily - if at all.) You look so young compared to him.

(i.e. a cute Lucifer.)

What sort of mischief are you up to?

[disorder_heaven]

Animal Crossing. [ Completely deadpan expression. No. He's not joking. ]

[confined_to_briah]

Animal...Crossing? (Sorry she doesn't play games unless Setsuna is interested in them. Even then, she sort of...sleeps...inside of him unless there is blood to be spilled.)

[disorder_heaven]

Some weird spice of life game where you build collections of insects and junk. And your neighbors are animals but you're not, for some reason.

...Gimme a break, I beat all my other games.

[confined_to_briah]

(A slow...gradual...eyebrow raise.)

That seems...tame.

[disorder_heaven]

What, did you expect me to say I'm playing games that involve pillaging and raping and tearing the flesh off of humans while they're still alive, or something?

Sorry, man. I'm on a strict diet of Mario Kart and Coca-Cola.

[confined_to_briah]

(Yes?) Either that or protecting my newest vessel. (Such a bad habit, Lucifer.) But you are not the Lucifer I know nor are you aware of the chaos of Heaven and Earth.

I have heard of those, at least. Setsuna liked Coca-Cola.

[disorder_heaven]

Oh please. Heaven's a vacant wasteland where I'm from. Demons are angel-made, don'tcha know?

But... Yeah. Coca-Cola's probably one of the best things humans have come up with. 'cept WiFi.

[confined_to_briah]

Demons are a mixture in my universe. Some are fallen angels and others are...their own race. (She doesn't judge.)

WiFi? There is much I did not see. I slumbered within Setsuna.

[disorder_heaven]

That sounds boring.

[confined_to_briah]

My dreams were vivid.

[disorder_heaven]

And that sounds horrifying.

[confined_to_briah]

Why? They were not all pleasant, I admit.

[disorder_heaven]

I'm Lucifer, remember? You think my dreams are all Kirby's Dreamland and Pocky? No.