watchmewhippersnapperHEY! HEY YOU! YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOU MEDDLESOME MUN! PAY ATTENTION!
WHY, IN MY DAY, WHEN AN ELDER ADDRESSED YOU, THERE WAS NONE OF THIS HALF-HEARTED MONOSYLLABIC NONSENSE! YOU STOOD UP STRAIGHT AND ANSWERED IN FULL, GRAMMATICALLY-CORRECT SENTENCES AND ADDRESSED YOUR SENIORS PROPERLY WITH A "SIR" OR "MA'AM" OR WHATEVER TITLE THEY SO RIGHTFULLY DESERVED. AND ON THAT NOTE, WHAT IS ALL THIS SO-CALLED 'NAY-SAYING' NEWFOUNGLED DANCE CRAZE THING YOU'RE REFERENCING WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO A GOOD OLD FASHIONED FOXTROT? WHY, I BET MY EDGIE-POO COULD TROT WITH THE BEST OF THEM LIKE THE HANDSOME FOX HE IS! OH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL TINGLY AND YOUNG AGA--
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!?!?