Canon is The Player.

[inthehouse]

I knew that I didn't misplace my faith in Alex. And I'm not "getting too close," before you start that nonsense. I'm just doing my job.

(no subject)

[kindheartedjerk]

Dead or alive? Dead or alive? Make your mind up. You know what I want. But I've my doubts you'll listen to me.

My muse has been laughing at me for the last 20 minutes.

[cyberclops]

[And he still is, the bastard.]

Bravo.

+1 Charmed muse

[anything4love]

Not this again. I was certain you had forgotten all about me by now. But here I am, the latest in your horde of "Muses". What's your intention Mun? You are far from done rewatching the series. Where will I be placed, what powers will I possess? Once you have nailed those down, then we can talk. For now you should sleep. Perhaps tomorrow you'll realize what you have taken on.

Someone wants to talk all of a sudden...

[rehydrated]

Yes, Hydra does need a "refresh" and so does your memory.

Forgetful.

Unprepared.

Impulsive.

I don't operate under these kind of conditions. You and I need a talk before you even think of making a move.

Homeless. Dusting him off. Beware the mouth

[deadbirdarising]

...oh you've got to be fucking kidding me. Again?!? Look, I get it. You 'miss my brand of crazy' but really?!?

No one fucking cares. And this halfbaked idea you have about some punk ass kid who happens to grow up to be him? Drop it. Now.

Or I'll make you drop it.

on thinking of throwing her in a game.

[bornstrong]

You throw me here, you throw me there, you forget about me and then come back. What is the point? If you want to put me someplace, put me there.

And for the love of the gods, let me stay. I've had enough sorrow.

(no subject)

[unerase]

I understand your hesitation, especially since you haven't worked out all the details, but you can't keep waiting on some sign that I'm still alive in canon. Your original plan had absolutely nothing to do with what's happening in canon, especially with Dad going all dark side and how forgotten Mom has been these days. It's been months now. Isn't it about time you finally let me reach out to her?

Today is the today.

[aspacepirate]

I don't really get why you're always so worried when you pull me out. Honestly, you're doing a good job and I'm glad you're feeling a little more confident after today.

You're not hopeless. Come on. Cheer up, Buttercup.  You might not be ready for Mars survival, but most people aren't. 

But, you know what... other than the fact that reminded me how much I miss those guys and all...

I'm really just thankful that you totally agree with me about disco.

Mun backed the videogame; considering genessia

[topsword]

That's the spirit, Mundane. Or should I say Frontier spirit. I do think courage, hope, and generosity had at least some part in seeing things through.

[It's nostalgia of course, but he's not about to burst the mundane's bubble. At least not yet.]

Yes, well, now that your dream is about to come true, would you be a gentleman and fulfill mine? I rather miss the others, and I'd sooner be back in the Ramrod with them and thwarting the Outriders at every turn. Surely that world you have in mind has enough heroes?

[Sigh.]

Then it's all up to you, isn't it, chum?

Worst Advice Ever || Canon is Mad Max

[sitandspin]

You know that guy who pissed you off at work?

You should shank him. Let his blood drench the floor and drink in the victory. It'll make you look good to your superiors too. Move up the ranks, maybe even get a shiiiiiiiiny new weapon.

Or a better car than that cacksmear four cylinder you're driving.

Attempting to revive a... not-old muse?

[andrememberme]

Thank you for letting me out. Finally. I know, I know, you're really busy now. But you promised me you wouldn't just let me languish and die up here like almost everyone else has. I do appreciate it, and I just hope you can keep going this time. Now find me someone to talk to!