Worst Advice Ever || Canon is Mad Max

[sitandspin]

You know that guy who pissed you off at work?

You should shank him. Let his blood drench the floor and drink in the victory. It'll make you look good to your superiors too. Move up the ranks, maybe even get a shiiiiiiiiny new weapon.

Or a better car than that cacksmear four cylinder you're driving.

Comments

[prototype_infiltraitor]

Yes. Go through the throat, carotid arteries and spinal column for maximum lethality.

But a new vehicle is easily had, as well. There are thousands within walking distance.

[sitandspin]

But if you go for the stomach they live longer and bleed more and they scream and scream and scream What's a death if no one can hear it? Not victory at all if it's silent.

This... skullspace person, doesn't know shit about cars. Can't start one without a key because they're a COMPLETE WASTE OF SPACE AND RESOURCES AND WATER. How do these people even survive?

[prototype_infiltraitor]

Humans are pesky that way. Clinging to survival.

[sitandspin]

Gotta survive. Or else you're dead, and then you're food.

[glowygreendeath]

We agree, especially if you can make a spectacle of their death. Superiors worth following always appreciate the effort.

[sitandspin]

All the better! And extra points if its fiery. Or an explosion. The shinier the better.