canon is Strike Back

[bravoes]

So this is what you walk away with? Wanting to play me? Scott might be more fun for you. He's more outgoing.



I'm more your type? Huh. Not often I hear that.

+1 Minion Bob- [Canon is new Minion movie]

[minion_bob]

[Most will just see a small, yellow creature with a small pack slung over his back. He looks a little lost without his older brothers around him.]

Uh, Papaya? Scarletta? Stuart? Kevin?

Canon is Need For Speed. Contemplating her road ahead.

[shelbycobra]

I try not to ask you for a lot, but I'm asking you now. Don't forget about me. I know you're busy, and you have a lot going on, but so do I.

I really think...I know everyone tells me not to say this but I feel like this is the best chance I'll ever have to win a championship. It's already been the best season of my life. I want to document it. I want to share what happens with other people. I want to experience it and not just have it pass me by.

I know I've never been your most popular muse, and I know with Frank gone it's harder for you. But this is as good as I'm ever going to have it, and I've worked really hard for this, so please hang in there with me. I promise I'll find some way to make it worth your while.

Character on dropping from a game.

[reluctantaccessory]

...so, that's that.

(She looks slightly heartbroken as she pauses.)

I'm gone just like that.

(Another pause, she glances down when she feels a tear forming.)

I thought it would be less sad somehow, but...

(She shakes her head. No, she won't cry. She will never cry.)

Oh well, I'm...better off drifting. That's always been me. Not this building a home business that I thought I wanted.

I just hope he decides to stay there. I'd be happier if he did, not having to run.

Just Picked Him Up...

[bullamongstags]

Stop tellin' people you just took me out of a rowing boat in the middle of the ocean. That's not what happened, an' you know it. Even if you think the image is hilarious, it's not where I am, and not what I'm doing. He's not me, and I'm not him, even if we're both the same person. I think. You know, suddenly dropping all this.. stuff on a person means it's a lot for them to take in.

And I know what we've got to do. We need to find her and make sure she's okay, that she's ... she's alive. I let her go off on her own and if she's dead, it's my fault. Nothin' can make up for it, but I can try.

...I'll give the other version one thing. It's nice to know. He was a fat bastard, and even in Flea Bottom people knew he fathered more than his true-born... but it's something. Knowing where you come from. It's something.

(no subject)

[deadlyname]

I will admit that I am... surprised by this. It is quite a departure from your usual band of well-meaning rogues.

And after all this time.

I have to wonder what it is you expect to accomplish by this. I suspect that this is merely a test, stretching your legs as it were. Just to see if you can. If this is the case, I hope you have mind where you leave me when you're through, I'm sure that we both know I won't be staying in prison for long, but that doesn't mean I wish to be returned there.

voice testing! canon is the ring series, mostly for the final chapter.

[accursing]

My death was supposed to be poignant, you know.

Something meant to signify the end of my mother's memories haunting us all.

The only thing we've achieved by dragging me out of that dark, repugnant well is assuring me that my favourite suit is never going to look the same ever again.

recent names...

[cantfindmyglasses]

I'm not a blueberry, no matter which way you look at it. I'm not a fruit.

[It's a cute nick name...]

It means nothing. I'm but a meal, and you know it is nothing more than that.

(no subject)

[no_longer_caged]

So first you toss me onto some island - ok, I admit it I was at least able to meet the Captain there - but now you want to toss me into yet another reality where someone with a god complex decides that they need entertainment so I get screwed out of being in my world focusing on what's actually important.

I have a world to help save already. You don't need to throw me into another one where I don't even have 3D gear. What is wrong with you?

I signed up to kill Titans, not get screwed with!

on old muses telltale games' upcoming miniseries might inspire

[burningdaylight]

Think so?

[The mun has suggested that, maybe, the release of the game will bring some more of his old cabin folks out and stretching their legs.] 

Well, it'd be nice, seein' 'em again. [And heart wrenching. He can already feel a knot pulling tight in his chest at the thought.] God knows we don' get that luxury where we come from.

Holo!Steve woke up, is not happy.

[call_me_saul]

Well, for one, I'm not Steve (and I prefer to use the whole word for hologram) so I don't appreciate that subject line. We've been over this so many times I don't even know what to say anymore. I really don't. At this point I think it's safe to say I'm a failed project on that front.

More importantly - you see Age of Ultron later than everyone else, and your first thought is his hair kind of looks like mine now? Really? There's just so many more pressing issues in there and that's the thing you latch onto? Because now that Ultron has made a profoundly negative impact on the world's view of AIs (and how did he manage to get to be so much like his progenitor on accident when I didn't get that down when trying, I'll never know), there's a very real possibility that my life is in danger. From the first trailer I knew it was going to be bad and I could end up locked up on a server forever somewhere. That's terrifying. That's worse than terrifying, actually, because I know exactly what that feels like, I know Stark could do it, and I know since I'm not canon the only reason he hasn't already done it is that I've been laying low.

So since you only play me once every six months to a year, I guess my question is, how bad is it going to get before you put me away again? I'd prefer to not, you know, die or anything. I'm okay with enjoying the summer heat and letting the extended solar energy output hours let me have full days out and about instead of... whatever you're planning.

Signed,

Saul "How Many Times Are We Going To Have This Talk?" Navidson