+1 Minion Bob- [Canon is new Minion movie]

[minion_bob]

[Most will just see a small, yellow creature with a small pack slung over his back. He looks a little lost without his older brothers around him.]

Uh, Papaya? Scarletta? Stuart? Kevin?

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[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Okay, since when were potatoes yellow and sentient and had eyes?

[minion_bob]

[Sorry but this guy has a limited vocabulary, so most of what he says you probably won't understand.]

Uh, potato? Huh?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

You are a potato right?

[minion_bob]

Uh, nope. Bob no potato. [Who are you calling a potato here?]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Bob.

[She kneels down and smiles as she rests her hands on her lap.] That must be your name, huh?

Nice to meet you, Bob. I'm Saft.

[minion_bob]

Bob yay! [He jumps up and down at her name and wonders who you are.]

Safty?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

That works, I guess!

[It's better than her real name at least.]

So do you have any friends around here or are you here on your own?

[minion_bob]

[Bob looked sad and showed her his pack on his back.]

Stuart, Kevin no. [He means to say his brothers aren't here and he's all alone.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Oh...that's too bad.

Well we can hang out if you'd like. My mun says she has someone from your world up in her head but she really needs to watch the movie again, since she hasn't been out for a while.

Does "lipstick taser" mean anything to you?

[minion_bob]

[He'll be giving you a blank look now. Sorry, this guy's from 40 years before GRU and the whole lipstick taser event.]

Uh, poppadum? [That means huh?]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Forget it, it's not important!

So what is it you do, Bob? Any cool tricks or special talents to show me?

[minion_bob]

[Bob can't really explain in Minion language, so he pulls out a piece of paper from his pack and draws himself, his brother Kevin and his brother Stuart. He then draws them building things and then draws a boss, which looks like a tall woman in a red dress.]

Bob help!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

So, you're like a little worker guy!

[Oh my gosh, Bob you're just the most adorable little yellow non-potato thing she's ever met.] But you help people, Just like the lady in your picture?

[minion_bob]

[He delved into his pack and pulled out a photo of him and his other brothers. Perhaps, she's seen them somewhere around here?]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[She gives a sheepish look and shrugs.]

Sorry, lil' guy but I think I'd remember if I saw more of you. But maybe they're around here somewhere.

[monochrome_mind]

"...Sorry, I haven't seen your friends around here."

[Well, he's seen stranger creatures in the depths of human minds, but Bob doesn't seem scary.]

"Maybe they'll show up soon. This place gets a lot of visitors."

[minion_bob]

Stuart, Kevin....[He's sad, dude.]

Visi-torerses? [Visitors?]

[monochrome_mind]

Hmm...I can help you search, if you'd like. [Yeah, sad minions might have triggered a soft spot in the psychic.]

The different types of people who come here. Like you and me. We're all here, but this isn't home, it's a place that we visit.

[minion_bob]

Uh-mhm. [He nodded his head at wanting to be helped.]

[reluctantaccessory]

I don't think I've seen them around...are they your friends?

(She kneels down to his level as she speaks.)

[minion_bob]

Mhm. [He nodded his head rather sullenly and wondered if this girl could help him.]

[reluctantaccessory]

Hmm, let me think. Let me think. Well, how about I help you look?

(She might be mistaking him for a small child - sorry.)

[minion_bob]

[He pulled a photo of his brothers and himself out of his pack and showed her.]

Stuart. Kevin.

[banana_minion]

[Literally just popping up from the nearest conceivable hole]

Hey-eh? Mi, paradu.

[minion_bob]

[Hey, another Minion! Bob is pleased to see you, dude. But he doesn't know your name.]

Hey-eh! Papaya? Yu-Paradu?

[banana_minion]

[He doesn't know you either, and hesitates for a moment. Then shrugs. Eh, looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...]

Lary.

[He carefully moves his nearby lunchbox further away, too, in case you can smell his banana.]

[minion_bob]

[Oh, a banana! Minions love bananas, right?]

Lary? Banana! [Bob can smell it and like his brother, Stuart, he loves bananas too.]