(no subject)

[sugartitties]

... Are you fucking serious? This again? -- Look whore, It's not my goddamn fault that you're boring and nobody wants to associate with you. How is that my problem? If you wanna "role-play" so damn bad, here's a tip: quit acting like a saggy ballsack that's infested with crabs and do it. I'm sure a lot of internet geeks on this community are whining on their "plurks" about how they're bored, too. Just keep me the fuck out of it. You know what nerditis does to my complexion.

Voice testing

[found_my_place]

Always so impatient, aren't you? Don't worry. I'm okay.

And all of this has to happen when I finally found my place in the world. What a shame. At least I was able to be useful to Gaius in the end. I hope that I at least gave him the time the he needed

[OOC: Also cross-posted.]

about plans at thehometree

[knight_king]

( spoilers for UBW route True end and HF? )

voicetesting: canon is Free! (why is there no tag for this?!)

[kisumis]

It's okay, mun-san! You don't have to worry about me. Even if you do something out of character, I can play along with it. As long as you let me interact with my friends, I'm open to your interpretation. I'm not like Haru, who'd get mad if you twitched his eyebrow wrong.

I also think it's very cute that you already want to throw me at all the Sousukes in all the memes. He is pretty sexy, so I can't complain.

See! I'm easy! Don't worry, and do your best. ^.^

looking for games

[flukeman]

[Dear Mun,]

*SITS AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR TOILET WITH MOUTH OPEN WAITING FOR YOU*

canon's heavy rain.

[pressxtoprofile]

This isn't such a good idea. Pattern recognition's my job, alright, so trust me, I know one when I see it. This has gotta be, what, the fifth account you've made this week? I guess I'm lucky enough to have gotten icons to go with it, unlike the last two, who didn't even make it that far.

I get it, you're bored and itching for something to do. Fuck, that's probably why I'm here to begin with. Still, you could do with better coping strategies than jumping feet first into whatever character crosses your path.

I mean, there's always Angry Birds.

I should have done this years ago.

[tapeleg]

Dear stupid person trying to ride my nonexistent coattails,

No. No, I will not play in your loser nerd games for nerd losers. No matter how much this place is in desperate need of someone of my wicked awesomeness, I am only one Bad. I can only do so much.

Signed,
Way Too Cool For You Guy: Strong Bad

canon is Arthurian Legends

[emrysambrosius]

Ah, Mun...

I find it funny that you always circle right back to me. And I do appreciate you bringing me out to meet all these people.

[he waits]

Hmm? Oh, that's it. There isn't too much for me to tell you. I believe I may have the better rapport with you as opposed to the others in this head space of yours.

Perhaps it's because it's hard to resist a handsome sorcerer such as I?

[he grins]

Voice Testing. Canon is Tokyo Ghoul: Re

[creditwhore]

Why did you bring me here? Just to make fun of me (like everyone else)? To try and give me some "pep talk" like Mutsuki?

Fuck off. I don't have time and I'm not in the mood.

(Myheadhurts.)

Canon: World of Darkness

[spiesforgaia]

I gotta just put this out there. For, you know, records and stuff.

You want to put me in a game where there are a bunch of bitey-bitey guys. And girls. Can't ignore the lady-types.

[ Deep breath. ]

But without any of the really nice furry death missiles to point their way should things go wrong. And they will.... for so MANY reasons. Are you high?

Do you like seeing me in pain? Because that's exactly what will happen. Especially since I can't leave well enough alone. It's not my style, Mun.

[ He is trying so hard to stay as calm as he can but that's not exactly working out for him. ]

Seriously. If you send me there I'm gonna need some back up.

The Return of an Old Muse, canon is Odin Sphere

[spearofdestiny]

So, it is to be this then?

I see.

Then so it shall be. I only hope that I may be able to see Oswald. Grant me this, and I will be fine with this arrangement. Should I find that you intentionally choose not to honor this one wish, then I will not relent in my defiance in whatever way I am able.

This will be the one time I say so.

(no subject)

[screwdrivered]

I don't do domestic.

[But.]

No. No, seriously, I don't. Never have, never will and, quite frankly, my mind boggles that yours could ever even conceive of a universe where I do. In fact, it's so far down the list of adjectives that describe me that it's sandwiched comfortably between obliging and mediocre. Are you getting a sense of what I'm trying to say to you here?

Never going to happen.

[...]

Get those slippers far, far away from me before I leave both them and you at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Brilliant place, lots to see but, somehow, I don't think the thousand bars of bone-crushing pressure will agree with you. Just saying. 

on reserves opening at eachdraidh

[colorofthesky]

Look, I know you're excited, but don't you think you should think this through?

[ What are you talking about, Zack? ]

I mean, it's bad enough you're sending me off to some strange world on the verge of an apocalypse. Someone needs to be at home to protect Gaia.

[ Are you trying to say you DON'T want to see your friends, Zack? ]

That's NOT what I'm saying!

[ Then what's the problem? ]

The problem is, you shouldn't try to enable them!!

[ Too late! :D ]

I'm serious.

[ Of course, you are. ]

Ugh!