twistedcircuitsI hate you.
I know that may sound somewhat harsh, considering all we've been through together, but I can honestly say, from the bottom of my heart, that I truly and deeply despise you.
Try not to take it too personally. I know how much everyone else dislikes you too, so I'm sure you're used to hearing it by now.
All I hope is that when I arrive there, that I still have at least one thermal discouragement beam, so that I may strike blind every single organic creature that decides to laugh at my expense.
In the grand scheme of things, it isn't that much to ask, is it?