THE BOX FOR YOU MISTER BONES

[shiningheart]

Can I say no?

Yeah I'm saying no. I'm really saying no to this, I'm putting my foot down. I'm not going, no one is-

Look no one is even there-

And then I show up and no one knows who I am and... They're all gonna see some giant huge flaming pink skeleton with fangs-

Look, can I just opt out? I feel horrible enough as it is, can we not do this? Please?

I don't even know how this happened

[missedtheflag]

After all those minutes you spent thinking I deserved a beautiful, poetic user name, this was the best you could come up with? A terrible joke about my biggest mistake? Perhaps I expected too much from you.

But that isn't the point of this address. Is there a need to disturb the dead from their peace? My time passed long ago. Let an old man like me rest; it's time for the next generation to take the stage.

I suppose my revival is just an indication of the extent of your infatuation with the kid. You know that a chance for him and I to talk face to face here is slim, and yet, you've charged ahead with this.

Well, if I'm getting a second lease on life, I may as well see where it leads me.

(no subject)

[thauron]

“Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”

I could not phrase it better. I am the abyss, child, and you choose to approach. Do you desire death? [But then his smile becomes sickly sweet, eyes glowing like flames.] If we serve one another, there need be no blood spilt.

[Clearly terms need to be drawn up.]

Give me the entirety of Middle Earth and I shall reward you with my company as often as you please.

On dopplegangers and stuff.

[legaltoughguy]

All these people who have my face are starting to freak me out.

And tell Raylan to watch where he puts his hands on my sister.

(no subject)

[hoodandarrow]

Mun,

Look I'm fine with joining your head space I am but do I have to share it with Malcolm Meryln. And Barry Allen and Harrison Wells. If I didn't know better I'd say you have a bit of a thing for men from our universe. Just don't expect me to get along with Malcolm because that is not going to happen.

Canon is Inu x Boku SS. Voicetesting ahoy.

[writtenfeelings]

Hmph, so you want to better your acquaintance with me? What a noble goal! Perhaps I will allow as much. Not because I want to get to know you though but I need to practice.

[Yes, exactly. Practice.]

That's all this is going to be, do you understand?

[THAT'S ALL.]

I'm practicing on how to get to know new people! So you'll be my guinea pig for now, mundane.

Voice test of an exceedingly bad idea

[jonesiseverywhere]

Awww, man! This is like having your parents chaperone the school dance, only like a million times worse!

So what if I am calling you old! Look I get that everybody wants a piece of Casey Jones, and I don't blame you 'cause I'm so awesome, but I only run with people I can trust and, you know, don't take this the wrong way but I'd have to take about 100 pucks to the head before I'd ever trust you, cool?

voice test YOU ARE NOT HELPING, YOU MONSTROUS ASSHOLE

[snaptrap]

Yer gonna fuck up.

Ya are, ya ain't got no handle on me at all.

Go back ta playin' cute babydoll snuggle games with Cottontail, wouldn't wanna overheat yer poor lil' head.

send help, fell into the trap of reading fanfiction and there is no escape

[unhidden]

Please. Please. For both of our sakes, lay off the fanfic. It's not flattering for anyone.

Say it with me, now: "platonic." Don't make us have the talk about how two ladies can just be friends.

(no subject)

[grandmasweaters]

So now that you finally let me out, it's time to party, right? Huh, huh? I mean, come on, I am easily the coolest muse you ever had ever, right? So I'm gonna get let out waaaaaaay more often! And you can throw me at all your friends and I can meet people other than, like, Pacifica's dad.

Seriously, you realize I have only been allowed to hang out with Pacifica's dad, right? He's kind of being a jerk, too. Just because I said his face looked like a cow...

... But it totally does. It's a compliment!

So we're totally agreed, right? I'm going to come out allll the time now and you're going to sit back, and relax, and let me meet people.

[Not boys. We've been over this.]

Well, if I meet boys and they just so happen to be beautiful and want to date me, then that'll work out just fine, right?

[No.]

Just fine!

(no subject)

[welldressedevil]

 Mun, 

No....I understand you really liked this Kingsmen movie...thing, but that doesn't mean you need to create an AU version with me at the head of it. Yes I'm well dressed, yes I'm bad ass, but a spy AU really? Need I remind you about your little space opera AU with the Star Lord character that didn't stick.  I doubt you'll find anyone to play this one with you either so lets move on please. 

Mun was doing a canon rewatch. Muse is crying.

[wasagreatmemory]

[Literally crying.]

I still miss Will. I know I shouldn't, but I do. Call me sappy if you want, but he was a good man who didn't deserve that. He deserved a lot more of me than he got.

[Nat wipes off her makeup with the back of her hand and gets a grip before she fixes the mun with the best stare she can muster.]

But don't you dare breathe a word of this to my boyfriend. I don't want him to leave me too because he thinks I've still got feelings. Raylan's the only reason I'm still talking to you anyway.

I bet you he would've saved Will.

somebody reached the end....

[awearyexile]

What're you lookin' at? Purifier's up and runnin' like we all wanted and nobody died doing it. Looks kinda like a success from where I'm standing, but no, fuck that, you're gonna be picky about it instead all because I didn't push three buttons at the finish line? Ugh, pass.

Whatever. There's lots of world out here, and fuck you if you think I don't want to see more of it. Never did find Canterbury Commons, and you know what, I've got plenty of time to take a trip or two now, so let's get this show on the road.