Voice test of an exceedingly bad idea

[jonesiseverywhere]

Awww, man! This is like having your parents chaperone the school dance, only like a million times worse!

So what if I am calling you old! Look I get that everybody wants a piece of Casey Jones, and I don't blame you 'cause I'm so awesome, but I only run with people I can trust and, you know, don't take this the wrong way but I'd have to take about 100 pucks to the head before I'd ever trust you, cool?

Comments

[deusrexmachina]

Points for confidence, but how about an explanation for those of us who've never heard of Casey Jones?

[jonesiseverywhere]

You can't explain the world's greatest vigilante, dude. You gotta have the experience!

[deusrexmachina]

Seeing as how I don't really wanna rob a bank or hijack a car, though, guess that makes getting an answer kinda difficult.

Also kind of makes for what seems like empty bragging.

[Small smirk.]

[jonesiseverywhere]

[You just opened up a whole can of high-school-kid swagger, dude.]

Hey! Who said anything about stuff like that? I mean I beat up bad guys and evil mutants and alien robots.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Not entirely sure what a puck is, but I'm sure taking 100 of them to the head wouldn't exactly be good for your mun or anyone else infact.

[jonesiseverywhere]

...A hockey puck, doofus. Don't tell me you've never seen hockey before.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Hey c'mon now, there's no need to be rude.]

Where I'm from? No, No I haven't.

And you must be Casey Jones.

[jonesiseverywhere]

[Rude is just Casey's natural state.]

Sure am, Pinky. And you have to come from somewhere super deprived to not know what hockey is.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Oh you wanna play it that way huh?]

Super deprived maybe.

But pretty awesome to boot - if you happen to know what you're looking for. But I'm sure a world full of dragons and magic must be pretty boring to someone like you.

[jonesiseverywhere]

Eh, it's a lateral move. I got alien robots and evil mutants and magic stuff to deal with. But I might check it out once I get a free moment.

[Phew, he must've covered how cool he thinks dragons are.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Saft thinks he's just trying to play it cool in front of her.]

Magic stuff huh? Well I might not be as in tune as my uncle is to that kind of stuff but maybe I can help.