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grandmasweaters) wrote in
dear_mun2015-02-21 07:03 pm
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So now that you finally let me out, it's time to party, right? Huh, huh? I mean, come on, I am easily the coolest muse you ever had ever, right? So I'm gonna get let out waaaaaaay more often! And you can throw me at all your friends and I can meet people other than, like, Pacifica's dad.
Seriously, you realize I have only been allowed to hang out with Pacifica's dad, right? He's kind of being a jerk, too. Just because I said his face looked like a cow...
... But it totally does. It's a compliment!
So we're totally agreed, right? I'm going to come out allll the time now and you're going to sit back, and relax, and let me meet people.
[Not boys. We've been over this.]
Well, if I meet boys and they just so happen to be beautiful and want to date me, then that'll work out just fine, right?
[No.]
Just fine!
Seriously, you realize I have only been allowed to hang out with Pacifica's dad, right? He's kind of being a jerk, too. Just because I said his face looked like a cow...
... But it totally does. It's a compliment!
So we're totally agreed, right? I'm going to come out allll the time now and you're going to sit back, and relax, and let me meet people.
[Not boys. We've been over this.]
Well, if I meet boys and they just so happen to be beautiful and want to date me, then that'll work out just fine, right?
[No.]
Just fine!
