Who are you again?

[plusonesecond]

I'm actually a little offended when you say it's weird to see me happy.

I'm very happy. I've been happy before. I'd think it would be more fun for you that I'm happy and not wallowing in some look at me, my life is terrible bullshit. Who wants to put up with that all the time? Nobody I know.

And no, I don't miss canon one bit. I've done a lot more great things now than I ever did when you played me as a cop. Although - I think Paul would be proud of me. TJ, too. Okay, those guys, I miss. But the rest of it, not a chance. I'm not going back there again.

On Teleios events: Crossposted to dear_player

[solo_patria]

No, truthfully, I hate you. I hate you and I have every reason to do so. You continue to force me to remain in a place where my freedom is restricted beyond any reasonable levels, when every month since this trip to the worst hell I have ever known, I have begged you to remove me from that place of suffering beyond any I have ever personally known.

I am aware that it makes me lucky to have never have known worse tortures and persecutions, but when there is an easy solution towards removing myself from it, and you refuse to let me have it, I can very safely say, Madame, that you torment and oppress me beyond any stretch of reasonable behavior. I will contend, too, that even Malicant, at the worst points of my capture, would not have sought, or loved my misery, nor caused even half as much pain or suffering towards me personally. That you continue to drool at the concept of forcing me through such a disgusting display further proves your deep disturbances and your complete lack of regard for anyone, save for your own amusement.

There can be no regard for any, male or female, adult or child, countryman or one who hails from somewhere lesser, who seeks to ravage the soul and spirit as you do, and I refuse to pay it to you just the same.

You might make me suffer the agony of having every moment monitored, of having to beg permission from my captors for each unhindered breath I take, breaths that are allowed only in minute increments and of the most shallow sort, but there are things which neither you, nor any "agent", nor Combeferre, as brainwashed as he has become, and as biased as he is in his preference toward them, can force me into doing and being and I intend to see them out, no matter what the consequences.

They may chain me up in the temple now, and may restrict my movements and my speech beyond anything reasonable, but they cannot make me eat, or sleep, or carry on supporting their oppression by "working" for them. And truthfully, I should think they will be pleased that I plan to spend my days in starring at the walls of our disgusting cell, as I will be doing exactly what they intended with their idiotic decrees of dragging me into a prison I cannot escape, which is being restricted and tortured. I do not, however, have to gift any of them with any real response.

Had I known that such a fate awaited me when you determined you were going to place me in that world of suffering and pain, I would never have agreed, for there is nothing, anywhere, and no person anywhere to make any of this worthwhile. Instead, I shall be sitting here and loathing all of you complicit in my torture for the rest of my life, or rather, death, or whatever it is, with you.

-A. Enjolras

Nooo, mun, nooo.

[open_tailor_hidden_master]

[He shakes his head vigorously, in the negative.]

I am a simple tailor, nothing more. Please stop trying to make me something else! I just wish to live in peace, far away from that stupid, smelly, poorly suited Axe Gang!

[He busily works on stitching a sleeve.]

Yes, this is my life. While I am grateful to be free to do business, remember: simple tailor. Quiet. Peaceful. Far away from bad boys and anything exciting whatsoever.

dangan roleplay || Canon is TOME: Terrain of Magical Expertise

[d_bugged]

...ugh. I don't even know where to begin.

My mun keeps dragging me all over the place. First, she kept telling me I was an "indie" then she's putting me in this "game" where - apparently - they kill each other for enjoyment.

It's more than a little fucked up.

Second of all...I don't know how I'm able to be anywhere that isn't in TOME, seeing how my appearance is supposed to be a game avatar. Especially since - y'know - there's some shit going down in the game that kind of needs my attention right now. Why am I even here?

Also, someone tell her to can it with the shipping - I'm pretty sure Alpha is straight. Last time I checked, Kirb was, too.

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[pervy_sannin]

How long has it been, you ask?

Too long.

I am Jiraiya, the Toad Sage, and that's not all! In the North, South, East and West, the legendary three ninja's white haired frog-summoning child! And I demand a paradise, with a bathhouse, with amble bosomed woman, sake and warm weather.

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[finally_ginger]

Really, woman? Have you gone completely mental? It's bad enough Skinny and Meta-Skinny are running around here chasing my Rose, but now you think you have Bowtie too? Don't get me wrong- I love myself and any version of myself in existence, but what happened to loyalty? I am your "creation" or what the bloody hell ever. I thought *I* was your Eleventh Doctor. I feel betrayed, damn it!

couldn't help it. No spoilers in post, but very likely in the comments.

[fraternally]

So we're doing this? You know this is maybe not the greatest idea? For a lot of reasons?

Alright. Okay. Look, is anyone ever ready? You have to know. Right? Okay. So I guess we're doing this! Guess it'll be nice to say hi to everyone.

Let's just maybe hold off on a game for now, alright? You need to see the movie again. And I could use some time to, uh... prepare. You know how it is.

Thanks.

Mun's first pkmn rp character whoops

[redmayflowers]

Hey, mun! So... about this.

First off, it's great I'm able to get out here, y'know? Meet new people, go see new sights! It's okay if you're still figuring out where those sights are.

But... for one thing, you have all of those great ideas you could be writing. I dunno why you're so shy about telling me about some of 'em, if I'm in them, but it can't be that bad, right?

The other thing is that nice though it is to be out, you still need to sort out my team! How can I talk about all of my adventures when you haven't figured that out yet?!

...okay, I get that you aren't sure whether you wanna use the team you had going through last time or a new one, but still. You can figure something out, right?