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[pervy_sannin]

How long has it been, you ask?

Too long.

I am Jiraiya, the Toad Sage, and that's not all! In the North, South, East and West, the legendary three ninja's white haired frog-summoning child! And I demand a paradise, with a bathhouse, with amble bosomed woman, sake and warm weather.

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Hope you don't mind an AU'd student

[noodleaddict]

Ne, Ero-sennin, you really don't ever change do you?

[ Have a student with a shit-eating grin, he really is happy to see you. ]

nope

[pervy_sannin]

Why change what doesn't need changing.

[bunnygirlgoddess]

...Disgusting.

[Kaguya has spoken!]

[pervy_sannin]

Yes, it is, that she would even think of sending me somewhere without those things.

[bunnygirlgoddess]

I was not talking of her.

[pervy_sannin]

We can talk about you instead.

[godaime]

[ hey hey hey!! It's Tsunade with a bottle of sake on a picnic blanket as she tries so very desperately to ignore the living hell out of Jiraiya, the toad sage and the rest of obnoxiously long title. ]

I think we all know your autobiography by now. [ Is she pouring a second cup for you...? Maybe... she might be pouring another glass for herself. ]

[pervy_sannin]

[When has he ever been anything but himself around her? Even if himself is sometimes an idiot. So he'll just be taking that seat, invitation or not.]

Yet it bears repeating.

[godaime]

I suppose it can be repeated. [ She pauses, unsure if she should continue describing the new state of the ninja world before deciding that the ending would be satisfactory enough for Jiraiya. ] It's been a while. I can actually drink in peace...! [ She'll pour him a cup but watch his hands carefully! Who knows where he'll reach... ]

[pervy_sannin]

You suppose? Oh, how she wounds me.

[But he can recall their last conversation well enough, about rejection making him stronger.

And, he certainly is giving her a good glance, but Jiraya is behaving. For now. He'll just savour her presence for now, as it has been a long time.]

Drink in peace? Where's the fun in that. [Leaning toward her to nudge his shoulder on hers.]

[godaime]

[ Tsunade tolerates the shoulder rub but she doesn't do much to reciprocate anything for Jiraiya. Instead, she casually and somewhat urgently pushes the cup into his hand. The more occupied they are with things that aren't her body the better. ]

Tch. I suppose that's easy for you to say when you weren't the Hokage. [ But now she isn't either! Drinks, drinks, drinks. That paperwork is someone else's problem! ]

[pervy_sannin]

We both know you were the better choice.

[Not like he could have done his 'research' otherwise- both book-wise and otherwise...]

Ready for feels?

[godofrain]

Ah...

Sensei?

It's good to see that you, ah, you haven't changed one bit.

[pervy_sannin]

Nagato.

What can I say. Some things don't ever change.

Other things change completely.

[godofrain]

[Nagato winced at the last sentence. Yes, he deserved that one, but it still stung.]

And not for the better, I know.

I... I met Naruto. And I think you were right: he is the Child of the Prophecy. At least he is following your teachings better than I did...

[What was he supposed to say, now? 'Sorry?' It wasn't nearly enough to make up for what he did. Jiraiya had every reasons to hate him.]

How have you been fairing with your mun?

[pervy_sannin]

You know my true measure of a shinobi.

[Not how you live, but how you die.]

He's a good kid. Someone who will easily surpass me. I've no regrets putting my faith in him.

[Even if he can be a brat.]

I've been with her for some time now, actually. The years seem to fly by.