Canon is Defiance, looking at throwing into Box

[seenworse]

[She doesn't even look at her mun. Won't afford her that decency. Instead she just sits quietly. Sharpens her knives. For a long time that's the only sound, the whetstone and the blade, over and over and over.]

Are you expecting me to say something?

[Her voice is blunt, tone annoyed, if you could even call it that. She's not human, and she's stopped trying to be. Nolan can try all he wants to make her human, but she's done with that now. Irisa moves on to the next knife, sharpening it, movements quick enough to show her agitation if you know her well. She's not happy with this situation, not even close, but she won't show it.

Then finally she pauses for a moment.]

You're an idiot.

[Ladies and gentlemen, Irisa Nyira.]

Well, I thought it was funny

[holycrowbarbatman]

You know, the whole "not telling me what my username means" thing is getting really old.

So are the bird puns.

If you're gonna jerk me around could you at least be clever about it? You're worse than Dick.

...

Don't tell him I said that. He might take it as an excuse to up his bad-joke game.

on recent personal events

[trainedinsambo]

... You turn to me... as your vent?

Why not the... [He looks almost disbelieving, waving a hand dismissively.] ...demon, or the alchemist?

... You do not answer. Why?

[A pause, before his neutral expression darkens.] You are quick to scorn today. Truly, you must rid yourself... of such toxic environments. They mar your creative mind... with anger and cynicism.

And pay no mind... to those that you feel have slighted you. As you are... keen to say... "Those that matter, do not mind; those that mind, do not matter."

On one last note... Vivaldi.

[Insert the mun's confused face here.]

Winter, from his Four Seasons. Listen to it. Imagine a harsh storm... sweeping the vista of your thoughts.

Become the storm... blowing those that offend you aside.

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR-

[makingalist]

Oh, is it that time again? I do so lose track this time of year when it's hustle and bustle all over! This is really starting to become quite the tradition, isn't it? Not that I mind in the slightest, HO-HO-HO!

Well then, I'm sure there's a fair share of people around awaiting my arrival once again. I wonder if I'll finally get them to line up orderly this year...

[Uh-]

No, no, no... I know, I know, I know. Not a chance!

Ho-Ho-NO.

[toogreatforpants]

So, Christmas is a time where children worship a strange tall man dress in red who rides a chariot?!

Hah! You've been keeping secrets from me Mun! You should have told me there was a time of year where I was important to children everywhere!

[Rider, no that's not what Christmas is-...]

SO! WHAT'S THIS ABOUT GETTING TO SIT IN A SMALL HUT ON A THRONE AND HAVING THEM TELL ME WHAT THEY DESIRE FOR THIS FESTIVE PERIOD? IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT JOB TO DO THIS CHRISTMAS EVE! PURGING AND TAKING GIFTS FROM THOSE WHO HAVE ASKED THEM!

IT SEEMS LIKE THE EXACT SORT OF THING A CONQUEROR LIKE ISKANDAR THE GREAT SHOULD GET INVOLVED WITH, NO?

2x10 spoilers ahoy. Plus character voice testing.

[agent33]

[Except that her voice, for the record, sounds slightly robotic when she speaks. Oh sure it could sound maybe like a certain female agent in SHIELD.

It doesn't.

Instead between that and the scar that runs down one side of her face, she looks like she's been in some kind of accident.

This doesn't seem right, but what can you do?]

I am happy to comply.

[She's just glad to be following orders again. From someone.]

On his sunshineverse AU'd History

[noboatbigenough]

If this is your idea of better, brat, you need to re-familiarize yourself with the definition.

Even if those naive plans of yours are possible, do you know how to wage a war?

[The smile is sharp and bitter.]

Let's pretend for a moment what you want could actually happen. What happens after? Who will lead the splintered remains? Who has the acumen and charisma and the desire to unite in truth a country torn apart by civil war yet again?

You don't have an answer do you, brat. "If" doesn't count. But I'll give you this. If you and your co-conspirators can bring in enough support and the right mix of talents, I might consider following you.

Until then, my true loyalties lie where they always have, with the real Fourth Mizukage.

On Revelations in Today's Comics

[polarizingforce]

( Potential Spoilers Within... )

on rereading olimpos;

[gardenprince]

I don't know what you think to accomplish. You're no god, no goddess. Your time is limited but you're still bored?

Go play with someone else.

re: recently-revealed artwork... (canon: Dungeon Fighter Online)

[lotusbeater]

But I don't wanna look fancy, I just wanna go kick some butt already. How much longer is it 'til March again?

(no subject)

[fearbringer]

Oh, player of mine!

You've been allowing me to have such fun in game events that, in exchange, I'll forgive you for that little flashlight trick in Haven. That is, I'll forgive you if you allow me to have just a little more fun over here. Does that sound good? Yes? Excellent! Let's begin.

Attention, children!

I challenge all of you-- every last one-- to a game of hide and seek. My particular version is perfect for those brave souls who enjoy being scared-- I know you horror movie and haunted house fans are out there. Those who don't like that sort of thing are, of course, just as welcome to join in-- after all, it's only a game, right?

I hide. You seek. No need to count; I'm a very fast hider.

Ready?