Canon is Agents of SHIELD. Possible spoilers in comments.

[holdtheolives]

Hey, I get it, Mun. You're excited. I am too. I know neither of us ever dared to hope that I'd make the leap from page to screen as a live action hero in the MCU, but maybe we should slow down here. After all, I only just appeared, and we only know a little bit about me in this strange new world. Let's wait a little bit, see how things play out, and then come up with a plan.

But yeah, you're right. The new tactical gear they gave me does kind of rock, doesn't it?

Axis 3 spoilers

[the_first_light]

Um, Mundane, I don't know who this Remender guy is, but maybe back away and stop being so annoyed about him? He can't be that bad, and you're kind of worrying me with how angry you are.

...Yes, I know I get angry a lot too. And yes, I know I really don't want to be Apoc-

...oh.

Well, maybe someone will notice things aren't right? My friends or my uncle or... anyone, really. I mean, someone has to care enough to realise I don't look or act much like me. We just need to hope it's soon, that's all.

Really, really soon, please.

Canon is literally H.P. Lovecraft (or one fictionalized version)

[cthulhu_ficcer]

I regret to disappoint you, much as I admire your rising enthusiasm which has rekindled the guttering flames of your creative fire, but I have little interest in your 'games'. Must I remind you that one could say that you yourself are already part of a cosmic game played out by forces beyond your reckoning? You and I share one thing in common: we are unafraid to look into the shadows from which most people flinch and pen descriptions of the things that we find lurking there. Please address yourself to the drafting of your own wordcraft (or your perusal of mine -- and while I think of it: I admire your elektronic journal entries in which you have been critiquing my wordcraft. But I must beg you to withhold the references to the cinematic attempts adapting my tales? Most of them at best leave much to be desired.) and let me attend to mine.

And put aside that absurd velveteen creature that only passingly resembles Cthulhu. The very sight of it renders me nauseous.

(no subject)

[threerequests]

I want to go somewhere big brother is, Mun!

The original Ultron would have to weigh in on his movie counterpart.

[this_evil_undying]

Yes, he is indeed truly me. He is Ultron, the eradicator of organic life. Tell me, Avengers of Universe-199999, are you afraid? For all your superhuman abilities and advance technological skills, you are still but bundles of meat and easily-snappable bone who can be wore out through unceasing momentum. You are still subjected to the frailties of being emotional beings who's doubts and suspicions, delusions and self-loathing make you, your own worst enemies.

And now you are pitted against Ultron. Ultron, the ultimate endpoint in mechanical life. Ultron who will never stop, never waver in his mission, until all who oppose him are annihilated. Ultron the Invincible. Ultron the Undying! But The Avengers ....

The Avengers can die and they will. In great pain and despair. They shall fall lifeless to ground, crumpled and useless like puppets cut from their strings!

[voice-testing, I hope you all enjoy butchered French]

[fauxfrench]

BONJOURRR, mademoiselle mun~

Many thanks for finally realizing how superior I am to all of your other drop dead boring muses! FINALLY, someone who other people will actually want to interact with, a lovely and amazing Connaisseuse like yours truly is JUST what you need! [... at least she's not lacking in self-confidence?]

ALORS, what's this I hear about Cilan?

NON, NON, this will not do, NOT NOW, I'm studying for my exams! I promised I'd be A-rank at least before I meet him again! DON'T GET IN THE WAY OF MY PERFECT REVENGE OR WILL CRUSH YOU WITH HIM!!

Bandwagon. Only. Yeah.

[irondick]

Yeeeap. I'm not going to say I'm surprised, because I'm totally not.

Things were going good for me, that means that things have to go and fuck themselves up. Law of Newton and all, for every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. Story of my life.

You, however, do not get to scream 'BRUCE!! TONY WHAT DID YOU DO' in the same way as Pepper does, because that's totally not fair. Completely not allowed, all right? You got that?

Concerning Recent Events at thewake

[whohastimeforthat]

I despise your very existence.

You're one of the reasons I made that decision six years ago. I didn't know you personally back then, but you're the type of person I used to justify my decision.

I did not need you dragging all that up.

((OOC: Potential spoilers in comments for Secret of the Omnitrix and Azmuth's backstory.))

mun tries to get back into forum rp, repeatedly fizzles, news at 11

[turned_pirate]

Sso you return to me, unlike sosse oser impulsse accountss you made. Iss... ssomewhat flattering, I ssuposse. You're even replassing se firsst sset of iconss.

Would be more impresssed if you'd actually made ssome progresss on sat backsstory. Alsso not yet convinssed you will sstick wis me siss time.

Why? Becausse you do siss. You make a O-Ssee, you become ensussed, you make a account... and nosing more happenss. Sosse oness you actually played and disscovered you couldn't keep up wis? Sat iss fine, not what I'm talking about. You tried.

Sso you've been ssick, I don't care. Sstop sesse half-hearted attemptss and make se effort.

(no subject)

[wearebothangry]

Mun,

Listen, please just listen to me. I know you are worried sick about me. I'd be worried too I mean it doesn't look good for me at all. But you know I'm not alone now. The Avengers aren't just going to let me go down without a fight. Clint and Natasha won't let it happen, you know they won't. And even if something does happen, I'll be back...I'm so much stronger then I look.

So please be excited but don't worry okay. I'll be fine. I have people to come back to.

re: his mun's choices in entertainment

[agreatpatsy]

All these Agents of SHIELD crawling out of the woodwork now and you think Loki is the best guy to throw at them? I get that you're one of those really weird fangirls but what about me? I understand that they won't exactly be looking at me as a friend or ally, but at least I'm not an alien whackjob bent on creeping them the hell out.

Besides, you can always introduce them to that AU you never fully explored like you had said you wanted. I bet they'll go for that a lot better than his if you ever got up the nerve to reveal it.

Whatever. I know you'll just do what you want in the end.

RWBY Vol2 Ep11 -Spoilers

[deadly_belladonna]

( Spoilers under cut )

(no subject)

[definingfuture]

There. Doesn't that feel better? Sometimes it's nice to get back to your roots.

What's that look for? You don't want me appointing myself your voice of reason? I noticed that the moral support position had an opening and thought you wouldn't mind. You don't, right? Good.

Anyway, like I was saying, it feels good to get on top of things. You might consider tapping the brakes--or at least putting on your seat belt--but I mean that with as much support your morale can take. If you're dead set on doing more, at least have a good plan to get you started. Remember, there's nothing wrong with baby steps.

How's that for a first run? I think I did pretty well.

re: New Avengers trailer, of course... Spoilers?

[tricksandmischief]

( Spoilers? )

On the new Episode and knee jerk theories

[streetwise_hippolyta]

( Potential for spoilers to new RWBY... )

Jumping on the bandwagon

[science_is_fun]

Mundane,

I'm not sure if this is some compulsion that you have or just a form of torture, but I don't appreciate being thrown at every Ultron that you see. If Loki's any indication, there will be dozens of versions of it crawling around this place by the time that the movie comes out, and one is more than enough.

All I hope is that these Avengers find a way to permanently stop it; I'd like to think that's not too much to ask for.

-Dr. Hank Pym

RWBY Spoilers for today's episode.

[neapolitiny]

( Spoilers under )

(no subject)

[moenn]

[WHO’S EXCITED FOR HOENN

YOU’RE EXCITED FOR HOENN!

YOU—YEAH, YOU!

AND YOUR MUNDANE, TOO

BUT STILL DEFINITELY NOT AS EXCITED AS ORLANDO]

aou stuff wow

[worldsaway]

( Read more... )

6 years since the end, and I've finally given in.

[caritasinflames]

You can't be serious. You watch one video review of the show, and suddenly you're all over me? Again? You don't even want to keep these icons. And that Dante Basco guy looks nothing like me.

Just leave me alone and let me get back to my life. You know, that whole "saving the world" thing I'm trying out? Yeah. Kind of important.

Look, I guess we can-- I don't know-- Talk? But I'm not gonna go out and have more character arcs for you. I'm developed enough.

That episode...

[shining_beacon]

( Spoilers under cut )

Guess What Mun Just Saw and Who He Wants to Muse As.

[irredeemed_ant]

Ok, first, stop squeeing dude, it is painful and terribly awkward.

Second, whether or what it's Pymie Boy or Starkie's fault, playing that... 'guy' is a terrible idea. You know how crazy he is. Like most genocidal villain types who use nursery rhymes to be all freakyish.

Maybe consider waiting until the flick comes out before doing anything impulsive, man. Hell, go for the offspring instead, Vizie's a cool... erm, 'guy'.

canon is outlast, voice testing a gross loser

[seeding]

Do you intend to stop me in finding a bride, darling?

[maybe? depends on how the other muns react and--]

You fucking whore. Throwing a tantrum like some little slut because you can't have me?! You think I'd ever look at someone like you?!

[...uh.]

Ah, oh no, I didn't mean that, darling! See what you do to me with all that delicious teasing, you minx. You drive me wild. Surely you understand how a man can get when he's told to hold back his primal urges, yes? Yes! You do understand, don't you?

Now, now, lets both calm down. It's almost your time to be the bridesmaid, darling.

Clarifying a point for his mun.

[wolfintheherd]

You're not funny.

[...Ward even if your mun's not funny you pretty much are "skye-sexual" at this point, whatever your motivations.]

Can't you just wait until Tuesday and leave me alone before you try and dissect where I'm coming from?

On episode 11

[lotsofaura]

( Spoilers below )