canon is outlast, voice testing a gross loser

[seeding]

Do you intend to stop me in finding a bride, darling?

[maybe? depends on how the other muns react and--]

You fucking whore. Throwing a tantrum like some little slut because you can't have me?! You think I'd ever look at someone like you?!

[...uh.]

Ah, oh no, I didn't mean that, darling! See what you do to me with all that delicious teasing, you minx. You drive me wild. Surely you understand how a man can get when he's told to hold back his primal urges, yes? Yes! You do understand, don't you?

Now, now, lets both calm down. It's almost your time to be the bridesmaid, darling.

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[bluetooth]

It's also almost time for your meds. Lemme get on that stat.

[seeding]

Hm? Have we met? I feel as if we have, perhaps before I woke up? I'd never forget a face like yours, darling. A real, honest-to-goodness treasure in this dismal pit.

[bluetooth]

TAKE YOUR MEDS GLUSKIN OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL ANDREW.

[seeding]

[GOD, WHEN DID MY NEW WIFE TURN INTO SUCH A FUCKING NAG?!]

Who?

[ex_apricots766]

Wow, very intense. You want a bride that badly, sir?

[seeding]

[Oh. Oh my. Eddie grins, fucking beams, and fights to keep his hands to himself. Such a soft, pretty thing. Perfect to play the role of his bride and mother to his children. Now, all he needs to do is not scare her (him) away.]

Darling. [He gulps. Did he sound too enamoured? He knows all too well how beautiful women love to play hard to get.] What a face! Come now, let me see you a little more closely, yes? Let me see each and every inch of you.

[ex_apricots766]

[ Any sense of danger that should be present is lacking, or else he doesn't care about it at all. Some children walk off rooftops on purpose; some make fires to throw themselves into. If anything, he only looks on mildly and measuring, like he's been here before.

He smiles demurely, says, ] I doubt very much any wife-to-be would be happy with you using sweet words on me.

[ Not that he hasn't put himself within reach of married men before, the way he is now (not that this one is wed yet) with slow steps -- not earnest, just obedient. ]

i'm so sorry, this is going to get really creepy

[seeding]

[Oh, a flirt. Is she really so blind to her own charms? No, no, she must be playing coy - no woman Eddie's every come across has been as humble. Not without a little... pushing.]

You little minx. [He all but purrs, reaching out to run a scarred finger down Alois' cheek. Soft, unblemished; a true virgin bride just begging to be scooped up and defiled over and over and over.] You know very well I only have my eye on you.

it's absolutely okay omg i'm verrrry sorry in return because creepy on dis side too

[ex_apricots766]

[ The smile doesn't falter, but eyelashes do lower half way, and he is flirting. An unfortunate behavior, but isn't he the one controlling what's happening if he's purposely alluring? A little spider, he'd like to think himself.

The finger to his face is taken up, merely held. Don't touch him. Ask for it. ]

My, on me? That's very flattering, but we haven't even properly courted yet.

creepy pals being creepy (so beautiful)

[seeding]

You ungrateful slut! My attention isn't enough for you?! [Rip out her throat, cut out her guts, string her up like the rest of the bitches-- No. He needs to be nice. There's no need to get cross with her, she's clearly just another wayward whore in need of a firm hand to guide her.

Luckily, Eddie is all about helping such girls learn their place.]

I'm awfully sorry, darling; you know how a man gets when he wants to know a woman. But, come now, we can resume more traditional courting after the wedding, when you're nice and plump with my children. Ah-- I mean, our children, love.

Re: creepy pals being creepy (so beautiful)

[ex_negligent509]

Eddie I think you skipped a dosage.

Steve, he seems to be hallucinating.

[mistahpaahk]

Let me grab Mr. Park here and see what I can do. He might be able to fix this.

let him just lure other brides to u bro it'll be like bonnie & clyde or smth

[ex_apricots766]

[ OKAY.... Woman, plump with his children? What in the what? What the fuck? His usual approach is bound to fail here, but remember he's got a temper! One that's certainly a rival to Alois' own.

God, what does he say? It's a strain to not correct him on gender, confess that he has no interest in getting fat. His eyes are wider, but he manages to keep his composure. Besides, look who the weak one is. Losing his cool so easily. ]

Your attention makes me so happy! [ And doesn't he sound like a peach when he says it? ] It's only...Doesn't propriety concern you? Are you a rebel, darling? No, a romantic. Look at you, rushing and eager. It's almost precious.

[ex_negligent509]

Eddie. Please. Settle.

[seeding]

[So many nagging wives. Goddamn.]

And who are you, darling?

[lynxunleashed]

Have we met? Didn't you get tossed out of the bar by the bouncers and trespassed by the cops last week? Or was that some other ah, guy?