fuck_the_worldGet a voicetest done before you look at games. I thought that was common sense. Then again, most of what I thought was common sense turned out to be somehow surprising to people at home, so maybe sense of any kind is rare.
I know most of your muses would throw a fit about being taken from their jobs. I'm not saying I'm not annoyed with that part of the deal. I actually do feel things, even if I don't run around like that pony in your head. I don't really have a desire to leave in the middle of this. But even if I did, for the sake of argument, want to leave, I really do not see how I could be useful at this place you're looking at. I serve the greater good. I didn't hear you thinking about any higher ups when you were looking through this thing. If I don't have orders to follow, if I don't have people to protect, then what, exactly, is the point of relocating?
Also, if it took you that long and that many retries to do a tiny profile, let's not kid ourselves by thinking you'll churn out an application on time, if at all. I don't believe in big ideas with no evidence they can be pulled off. And you're full of them.
Tell me you at least have three concrete reasons why this is a good idea, and I will sit back and comply while you try this.
[Long pause.]
Exactly my point.