Voice Testing

[crazy_quick]

Hey mun, there's slow and then there's you. I know you're enjoying being off work and believe me, I know how distracting video games can be. I've gotten 9999 playing Pong more times than you can count.

See? I just did it.

Did it again.

Anyway, try not to put off the app for too long, alright? Sitting around in your head isn't that entertaining. There's a lot more to do outside.

And don't be intimidated by me, of all people. I'm really not that complex a guy. I'm just looking for a little entertainment.

(no subject)

[queensblade]

Righto. So, few points, birdie, and I'll try to be succinct. (Shut up, you know damn well I only used that sodding word because it would confuse the hell out of both of them.)

Point the First: While I disliked working for an all-powerful Goddess who can't remember her own bloody name, an evil, plotting witch who is actually one of the saner kinds of psychopath is not what I meant when I mentioned something better in the line of a career improvement. Also, having her make me kill a dragon with an enchanted blade to betray some king I've never met? Not interested. Thing would probably take my leg off.

No. No, that is not an 'interesting' idea. The fuck is it with you and chopping off bits of us?

Point the Second: While I can't say I really wanted to know my entire life is a fabrication, I'll deal with it. But I really, really don't want to meet either one of them and have to try and explain all of this to them. Bad enough I'd still sleep with 'em, for God's sake, especially considering neither one of them even knows who the hell I am because we've never actually met. I just think we have. Right. Thanks for that, too.

Point the Third: There's nothing wrong with girls. I don't care whose ear was used to make me by the witch/goddess/what the hell ever, I don't mind girls. You just need to deal with it. God, the hoops you try to jump through when I get interested are just painful. Stop it. Ollie's queer right through, that should be plenty for you.

Point the Fourth: I don't have asthma. Not really. Not anymore. All better, right? Have been for years. Actually, I never actually did have it. Because I'm a fake, remember? And I'm sure she wouldn't have been so careless in a creation she plans on using like me, right? So. Give me a pack of smokes already. That werewolf bloke gets to smoke. Why the hell can't I? Bastard.



Yeah. That's it. Go back to ignoring me. Don't know why I bother. Lord knows you won't pay any mind whatever I say.

Canon is X-Men Days of Future Past

[opener_of_ways]

See the movie, then we'll talk.

On dusting off and apping to Portes

[roadhouse_mama]

You know, I was starting to think you might have forgotten about me. Then someone had to go and mention him and you're all set to send me off to the races again? [Not that she minds, really. She's missed him a lot.]

And with two Deans running around something tells me I'm about to have my hands more than full.

.. what do you mean Sam's minding a child?

Put the angel on hold. I'm going in first and I think you know better than to argue with me. Right?

Right.

Voice testing Bruce's Rule 63

[notpmsing]

[A rumpled woman wearing an extremely baggy shirt glances up at her username, then gives a small scowl.] A PMS joke. Never heard that one before.

[She looks down and starts reading her magazine again. It's Physics Today.] You're still not funny.

[She flips a page. It doesn't take her long to get through the articles.] So when can I expect you to get bored and let me get back to what I was doing? I'm not going to let the other girl out for your amusement, if that's what you're hoping.

(no subject)

[gryffindor_seeker]

You haven't written me in years, you don't know what you want to do with me, and you can't decide on a canon point. Was this really such a good idea?

Coming back to DW.

[tenacioustailor]

So you miss this kinda place huh? Can't say I blame ya- Facebook and Tumblr are both goddamn speedy as shit.

Still, I ain't ever been on this one before, only on LJ, so this is all new t'me. You sure we can actually get into a game? You sure you can actually keep one up now you gotta job to think about? Don't just go runnin' into this crap just cuz ya can, man. That shit gets us nowhere.

It'd be nice t'see some members'a the team that ain't just out to jump my bones... I know that hit don't happen so much no more, but then again neither does just normal talkin'. Fits and starts of both suck.

By the way, the hell ain't there no colour in these icons man? I know you only got 15 till you price up, but ya could put some goddamn colourful ones in- Monotone ain't my style, y'know?

Anyways, later.

-- Kanji

(no subject)

[notreallyangry]

[Yuki shifts awkwardly. He obviously does not want to be having this conversation at all]

Uh...this....this isn't a good idea...I can't be in a game ...I think you have the wrong guy

[He freezes up some more looking awkwardly at the ground, sweating a little now. The thought of being in a place with loads of new faces freaks him out]

L-look I'm not good at things like this, b-besides, um, you're busy aren't you?

[He swallows and looks away sweating more and more]

So it's not a good idea.

reserving @ maskormenace [ Canon is The Last Of Us]

[all_poetic]

...a superhero? Like, "woosh, I can stop bullets with my eyes!" superhero?

That's either the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard, or the best idea ever.

[ She smiles, bouncing on the balls of her feet. ]

You better give me the ability to fly, dude. Or -- wait, guys with guns and tanks, probably not the best idea. They'd probably think I'm a new breed of Runner or something. [ She lights up with an idea. ] Or maybe I could go invisible! Like that chick I read in a comic once when I was a kid.

[ Funny how her first idea isn't protection from getting infected. ]

(no subject)

[weedlikespirit]

Ah, um, mun? Can we talk for a second?

Just because Shura-sensei turned up doesn't mean you need to think about dragging me out, honestly. Besides, you already play someone really like me, and I wouldn't want you to get bored. You're not really on top of the two people you already have, anyway!

So maybe it might be a good idea to actually catch up with all the tags you still owe everyone before you start messing around with other characters? You don't have to! I mean, if you don't want to, that's fine too. It's just a thought.

Dem Ruby/Sapphire remakes

[shadowsnagger]

I don't know why I should care, it's not like I'm the one getting a remake.

That Archie guy looks like he raided Nascour's closet, though. That's kind of funny. Word of advice; butt-capes are never stylish.

(no subject)

[ex_sharpy785]

Cute.

But I don't think you can handle me, babe.

(no subject)

[nobodys_king]

I don't see why you think I'd be at all interested in those two beasts. Neither Kyogre nor Groudon fits my aesthetic. I'd only acquire them to trade them for something better.

And your chapter of my history is far too long. Nobody is going to read it, because it's pointless. If you're going to spend that long on me, I expect something that tells a story, rather than just odd meanderings.

Finally, your imagining me with this Oichi woman from the Ransei region is simply strange. Especially that you think I would attempt to kidnap her. I like beautiful things, yes, and she is very beautiful, but people talk too much for me to want them aboard my ship.

Frankly, I wonder if you're fit for this position.

on homelessness

[anotherdeadgirl]

You planning on sitting around and doing nothin' with this whole thing, or are you gonna do somethin'?

Come on. Time's wastin'.