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[nobodys_king]

I don't see why you think I'd be at all interested in those two beasts. Neither Kyogre nor Groudon fits my aesthetic. I'd only acquire them to trade them for something better.

And your chapter of my history is far too long. Nobody is going to read it, because it's pointless. If you're going to spend that long on me, I expect something that tells a story, rather than just odd meanderings.

Finally, your imagining me with this Oichi woman from the Ransei region is simply strange. Especially that you think I would attempt to kidnap her. I like beautiful things, yes, and she is very beautiful, but people talk too much for me to want them aboard my ship.

Frankly, I wonder if you're fit for this position.

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[hraesvelgr]

The tiny human thing thinks itself grander than it is, if it thinks itself capable of capturing the land or sea.

[Hello there, have a legendary.]

[nobodys_king]

Oh, I'm certainly capable of it. I just have no interest in either of them.

You though...you're magnificent.

[hraesvelgr]

Hmm, It thinks perhaps the tiny one should consider that It could simply eat it should the human attempt to put It in bonds.

[nobodys_king]

You are aware, of course, that there's a difference between speaking your thoughts and enacting a running commentary on your life, yes?

[hraesvelgr]

[Sorry, he rambles.]

It knows. It does not care.

[nobodys_king]

I suppose you oughtn't worry about me pursuing you after all, if this is how boring you are.

[hraesvelgr]

[Good. It'd just talk your ear off anyway.]

Then it would not behoove It to be more interesting.

[nobodys_king]

Considering what came naturally to you, I don't think that would be an issue.

[ghostsweep]

Fire them and get a better one!

[nobodys_king]

Ah, no one else has the want for it. I'm what's considered "obscure".

Have a Pokemon Master Ash Ketchum.

[greatestmaster]

I guess you'd know all about talking too much.

Have someone who never saw him clearly and doesn't know who he is

[nobodys_king]

I can be a bit verbose, but there's no cause to be rude about it.

It's only the haircut and the overbloated speeches that caused bells to ring for Ash.

[greatestmaster]

You're right, it isn't. The cause to be rude would be the time you nearly destroyed the planet because you wanted to keep Lugia in your dumb flying art gallery.

that is some pretty unique hair

[nobodys_king]

Ah yes, that narrows down the list of suspects. It certainly answers your sudden boldness with me.