Dem Ruby/Sapphire remakes

[shadowsnagger]

I don't know why I should care, it's not like I'm the one getting a remake.

That Archie guy looks like he raided Nascour's closet, though. That's kind of funny. Word of advice; butt-capes are never stylish.

Comments

[nobodys_king]

The complete lack of regard for appearance from the both of them is abhorrent.

[shadowsnagger]

I know, right? Both Magma and Aqua look like they belong in Orre. [A little self-deprecation there? Naaaah.]

[nobodys_king]

Very true. Orre seems to be stuck in the distant past.

[shadowsnagger]

I don't know what Orre you're looking at, because our technology is awesome. [Fashion, not so much.]

[battalia]

I don't know, I bet butt-capes could work with the right accessories.

[shadowsnagger]

No way. It's like he's afraid of his ass getting dirty.

It's not just the butt cape, either. It's the spandex/butt cape combo.

[battalia]

Aw, it's cute! It looks like a little skirt. [well, but on a grown man...]

But I agree that the spandex has got to go. Like, that can't possibly be comfortable down there. Wouldn't you feel all unprotected?

[shadowsnagger]

[You're talking to a man who wears skinny jeans, Touko. At least his boots and his pants aren't a single unit, though.]

Depends on whether'r not he's wearing a cup, but I'm not going to look that closely at another guy's crotch to find out.

[battalia]

[an immature snort of laughter] Yeah... I don't mind older guys, but facial hair isn't really my thing.

Neither is balding and nerdy. [switching her attentions over to maxie's design... the coat might be more wes's style, but —] Like, the boots are fine on their own, and the shorts are fine on their own, but boots, tights, and shorts all at once? Nah.

[shadowsnagger]

[Don't get him started on balding and nerdy villains. We'd be here all day.]

Is that just a Hoenn thing? The shorts over pants? Because it seems like a Hoenn thing.

[battalia]

Nah, it's a trend over in Unova, too.

I don't know if I would say it's hot... I think it looks better on younger guys, though. Like, you're so sporty you'll go running even if it's cold? That kind of thing.

[shadowsnagger]

That looks more like a wetsuit than pants.

But why even bother with the shorts in that case? I mean, Orre's got some questionable fashion trends, I'll admit, but that looks dumb even by our standards.

[battalia]

For mobility...? Who knows? You'd have to ask him.

Speaking of which, I always wondered... aren't you guys, like, mostly desert? Doesn't that get hot?

[shadowsnagger]

Pfft, of course it's hot. But contrary to popular belief, exposing a lot of skin in the desert is a bad idea unless you like skin cancer.

Besides, you get used to it. I think people native to the region just have a higher tolerance to heat.

[battalia]

Oh... yeah, that's a good point... [sheepishly trying to sound confident. this is coming from a girl who crosses deserts in a sleeveless shirt and shorts]

So if I asked you questions like "is that white tape on your nose?" or "how do you avoid getting the absolute worst tan with those glasses?" — would you actually answer them or... no.

[shadowsnagger]

Those'll just have to remain a mystery for the ages. [THE BIGGEST SHITEATING GRIN.]

[battalia]

[FOILED AGAIN]

[shadowsnagger]

[GURL GETTING SECRETS FROM WES IS LIKE TRYING TO CONVINCE THE TRIPLETS TO STOP COOKING.]