Soaring Wings

[cross_halberd]

You're sending the daughter of Lu Bu to a school? I should be out there looking for Cao Cao's head instead.

[ Sighs in defeat. ] Very well, I might as well start gathering new allies until I get my bearings.

Not happy.

[carminerider]

I wish, with more frequency as of late, to exist in your "reality", if only to drive a halbard through your mouth and out through the back of your thick skull.

Of the many things, two vex me most. First, your insistence upon explaining the way I am through "headcanon" so trite and dull, it is a small wonder you have even heard my voice in the first place. Secondly, your insistence to let me out more.

You think I'd do well in a game, rather than museboxes with halfwits. I think not.

Leave me be.

Canon is Son of Batman movie. Robins, beware.

[son_of_talia]

This is an exercise in stupidity and your faulty reasoning is unbecoming if you truly want to play me. But at least you can get my tea right, so I'll indulge you enough to explain why you're wrong:

First off, I do not require icons of myself in the Robin outfit. It's only something I intend to use when on patrol, and I'm not working here without a very good reason. You shouldn't need to be told how stupid I find that ridiculous bit of clothing.

Secondly, you can't say this is a good way for me to spend quality time with Father when my entire animated 'canon' has me with him. He's beat you to the punch there. Besides, this place has no Pennyworth.

Third and most importantly, you see to have confused me for one of your muses from that sickeningly pastel equine show. I neither need nor require friends in order to continue to be a worthwhile addition to my parents' shared legacy. If they insist I will pursue a few strategic alliances with possible business associates, but your proposed plans offer no visible benefit whatsoever, and I doubt you have the intellect to have a hidden meaning behind your actions that would turn to a long-term benefit.

Now. Tea, and then I'll be going back home before I die of laughter looking at these past 'Robins'. And you wonder why I hate the outfit...

(no subject)

[thegrimmismine]

 Okay look. You've been playing me from season one and it's been mostly AU's which is awesome. But canon rocks too and it would be nice to be my bad ass self. 

Also no, you are not allowed to play Pompeii me.....ever. I'd just like to pretend that didn't happen. 

Mun just saw a certain film and thought of this guy

[spirit_says_so]

So what, mun? Maybe he can turn into a raven as well. You gotta admit, I do it better and I've been doing it longer. Besides, I don't go around taking orders from anyone.

...Bird spirit doesn't count.

... :I

[inegyptsland]

Okay, yeah.

-- no.

Nooooooo.

I mean, it's kind of a shit deal for me, right? I don't need to go out to some big empty space or a mythical forest for the self-reflection. I am- I am completely self aware, I am. I am. And you remember that part where I say I can't handle anything. Not even stuff I'm supposed to handle, so this. It's, uh.

It's a shit deal.

Ferris is bad enough! I'm not looking for another one. Okay?

Contemplating apping either outer_divide or thewake

[did_i_say_percy]

Madame!

Why can't I do both?

You say you don't have enough time, but you're not working. Oh, that book? Can't you do that too?

I don't understand!

((A colossal ancient evil being has been successfully imported to DW...))

[ancient_insanity]

Little One. You took too long. [Xel'lotath chuckles as her other voice comes out in a chilling whisper.]

You know how we get when you make us wait.

[There's chittering, shrieking and moaning from the army of among the most grotesque creatures that defy logic, lurking in the shadows. They all are anticipating to be let loose and do their worst to any poor person that comes into their line of sight.]

(no subject)

[friendstime]

I don't really get it, but if that's what you wanna do, let's go for it! It won't be too bad on our own. We've got each other, right? And we'll make more friends soon, just you wait.

So don't worry about it. We can always meet new people. And everyone back home'll be thinkin' of us, too. I can feel it.

FOREVER SCREAMING

[deloro]

Oh come on, lady, did you think I was gone forever? Really? -You can stop yelling like that now. Y'know. Any time now.

in which it is revealed his mun is a derp

[witchlord]

I see. So you finally noticed I'd realize I was being flirted with if I'm an accomplished mind-reader.

Leaving aside the absurdity of my being the object of anyone's affections--this took you two years. Two years.

Allow me to repeat: two. godsdamned. years.