it's a grumpy and drunk cat of doom

[mastercat]

Are you kidding?!

The agreement was sake, you ingrate! Sake in exchanging for speaking to you!

Hey! Are you listening to me? I demand sake for this! Sake, sake!

And no amount of bribing is going to get me into any of those games of yours. Ha. As if a majestic being like myself would be so easily fooled. I have better things to be doing than entertaining that human mind of yours --

Wait, did you say squid sticks?

on player's reactions about the new season's premiere;

[sociability]

Old villains made anew, relegated to visual footnotes. What would your Clarice say?

Brand new and already grumpy

[alwaysintreble]

What is da meaning of this!

Where is Ariel! Where is King Triton! I won't stand for this! You put me right back in da water, this instant young lady!

And what sorta name is dat? If anything I keep Ariel out of trouble!

(no subject)

[most_qualified]

Mun,

I think it is really great that you have a plan. However, I also feel that it is disappointing that you would be giving up another muse just for me.

Applying to high_seas

[english_dignity]

Oh will you just hurry up and finish the application. You only have a few days before the reserve ends and if I'm going to be sent anywhere, a world of ships and islands doesn't sound so bad. Might even get out the old uniform for it.

So get to it.

Sincerely,

Arthur Kirkland

voice testing this computer whiz kid

[the_quartermaster]

Ah, so this is the place you were thinking of bringing me too. Interesting. I wasn't actually intending to spend time here because of other commitments, such as my job. Being at MI6 is very important and I don't really have time to gallivant off to these "games" you speak of.

Also, Bond. Where would he be without me helping guide him through London's many tunnels and exits? He can't exist without a quartermaster. So think this through, will you? It doesn't take much intelligence to see where my priorities lie. [He takes a sip from his Scrabble mug.]

Ah, a drop of Earl Grey wouldn't go amiss right now. [He could use it. After working all night on the computer.] Besides, I'm not much of a social being, so leave me to my work, please?

Homeless

[origamiwaltz]

It has been a very long time since you have really thought of me.

In a way, I will admit I do find it flattering. It is nice that you think of me once more, perhaps even that you miss me. Please, make no mistake; this does not mean that I wish you to put me through what was done so long ago by any means. At the very least I urge you to... what was it that you referred to it as? Ah, "brush up" on the story at large once more.

This is the courtesy that I wish, if you truly wish to revisit memories in this manner. One cannot go in ill-prepared; you know this.

My thanks.

chaos a shit

[misaligned]

Hoy, wouldn't it be better to focus on someone a little more inclined to your own beliefs? I can scarcely see this arrangement doing either of us a lick of good, and I'd rather we refrained from ending up like the others.

[read as: it's too lawful in this headspace and it's making him antsy.]

voicetesting! i'm still canon reviewing

[mayoniac]

Aah? This again? I don't know what you're trying to pull by bringing me out after so long, but it doesn't even look like anyone goes here. Who are you hoping to find?

Fine. It doesn't matter. As long as I don't run into anyone who can sour the taste of this Hijikata Special. [ even if the mayo he's dumping on his rice is sour enough. ]

If you're looking for a place, do it quick. Wishy-washy attitudes really piss me off.

Extremely new to the fandom; spoilers are fine

[brightestspark]

Well, from what I have gathered you're rather-- [Oh gosh how does he say this. He takes a glance at his notes.]

Hesitant.

Which is never a bad thing. You're taking things slowly, and you are always careful as to where you step.

At least you are taking those steps. There are some who don't even take one step, mun. You've progressed. It may not be a lot, but it's farther than where you were just weeks ago. I'm proud of you!

[A beat.]


...You're thinking of sending me somewhere?

Why do I even...

[choreographics]

I guess the only problem I have with all of the attention is the fact you haven't found anything to do with me yet. Memes are great but that's what, once a week? How do you expect me to get a decent amount of exposure if you're not letting me shine?

[Ryan, shut up.]

Right, sorry. [Awkward…less Sharpay-shadowisms, more Ryanisms. Right.] But in all fairness, you did promise to make an effort.

[Ryan.]

What? I just don't get what's so hard about finding somewhere to put me. If you can't live up to the challenge, all you have to do is say so.

bravely default; finally finished the game, endgame spoilers

[got_the_d]

( yep spoilers )

...honestly i'm appalled if this hasn't been done yet

[twitchplaysme]

He said...

[ a ↑ anarchy → → start ↓ a ↓ ↓ anarchy anarchy a a b b → ↓ ]

They said...

[ start ← ↓ ↓ b b a democracy a ← ↓ a democracy anarchy anarchy a b a a start start b anarchy a a b ]

You said...

[ a b a ↑ ↑ a b ↑ a b a anarchy b b democracy democracy a a start a ↑ a ↑ a democracy a b anarchy b → → anarchy → ↑ b → → a ]

TH̀̀Ą̀T̀͏̶ ..I̟ WOU̸L͍̖̜D̛̬ BE̸ ̦̪̼̣ͅF͚͇̕R͢EȨ̝̼ A͏G̗A̷IǸ̳̘

Spoilers for The Originals 1x14

[negotiates]

You can talk about narrative parallels as much as you like, but what I did was not out of revenge. There was no other choice.

Canon is "Matterhorn" by Karl Marlantes

[jayhawke]

Look, smartass. I get why you're all shaken up about that game you were in closing down. Now you feel like you need to shake things up yourself. You're wondering where this is all going to go.

[A shrug.]

Do I look like I know what's going to happen in the future? What am I, some kind of fucking psychic? I know you're not going to put me in a game, that's for damn sure, so what's the point? We've both got shit to do.

[He wipes a hand across his face, like he's trying to wipe off the couple days worth of stubble and the couple weeks worth of dirt.]

Me more so than you, maybe -- what, did you think XO stood for 'hugs and kisses'? I've got a lot of guys relying on me -- but I'm trying to be fair. That's what I'm here for, right? Just cut me some fucking slack, okay? For once in my life, I'm the new kid. A guy's got to take some time to adapt.

[There's the sudden flash of a brilliant smile, but it's gone just as quickly.]

Oh, Luka... when did you start being cool?

[chasercheshire]

Look, I'm glad you finally saw the new trailer but do you really have to put it that way? For the record, I've always been cool!

[ A sigh. ]

I know you're probably a little rusty and you probably have to review again but I'm sure it'll come back to you. You could also do with updating these icons. Just saying...

For old time's sake, you could just app me back in Vatheon, right? That doesn't sound too--

[ A pause. ]

What do you mean Vatheon's closed?! How long was I gone?!

[ And this is what happens when a muse lies dormant for almost two years. ]

Two years?!

[ Sorry Cheshire. ]

On game hunting.

[withthewindandsky]

I'm flattered. [Elsa is quiet] I mean if you're okay with it... [Is she nervous? She's very nervous.]

...Well.

Let's do it.

box sideline brother commentary

[ribeadh]

Seeing this is going to be worth the wait, that much I can tell you. I never did get the chance to try popcorn, but I hear it's the entertainment food of choice.

I'll be needing plenty.

Sending me to Dagaz?

[truealphascott]

I can see how I would be an asset to the game Thrones of Shadows, but I'm needed where I am. I can't leave my home. The people in Beacon Hills need me to protect them from all of these strange supernatural creatures my friends and I just led there.

With all the other strange and magical characters, do they really need one more?

oops, voicetesting. canon is Steven Universe

[biorhythms]

Yeah, I guess I can swing this. I could use a vacation anyway. Besides, it's kinda nice up here, if you can forget about the smell.

Just try and keep up with me, alright?

Clearly this ice storm is his way of demanding attention

[waywardspirit]

Oh, c'mon, can you blame me? I'm bored. Really bored. I feel like I'm in an episode of Hoarders, cooped up in your head with all the other stuff on your mind and only let out every once in a while for a quick run around the block.

I wanna go places and do things again. Like we used to. I don't even care where or what at this point, as long as it's fun.

C'mon, new journal, new layout, and you're not even going to do things with it? You can't tell me you're not itching for something too.

Hi Rin.

[theplayended]

I wish you would pick a better name. It's depressing. [She rests her back against a wall, stretching out her long legs.] You could have made a horse joke.

I would have hated it, but it would have been better.

[A thoughtful pause.]

Where's Haru?

so early yes

[thirdly]

[ ???? ]

What's this supposed to be?

nyotalia!!!!

[stellata]

Hey, hey! You drag me out like this and you haven't even got a plan? Don't even want to do anything but fool around and toss me out the door? I'm not a whore, you know, I have standards. Wait, what do you mean, "not that kind of fooling around"? You've led me on!

Anyway, it's rude to come to someone's house without a gift, and that's what you're doing, coming into my house and not bringing me anything. Rudeness, complete rudeness, and after I cooked for you and everything. ...Well, okay, I didn't actually cook for you, but I would if I were an actual person with an actual house that you were actually visiting. Actually. It's the thought that counts, you know?

What's that look for? I'm not talking too fast, you're just listening too slow.

(no subject)

[forthemaker]

You are far too entertained by my defeat for someone who claims to have my best interests at heart.